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Song Parodies -> "Ben & Jerry's (Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"Bandages"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hot Hot Heat

Parody Song Title:

"Ben & Jerry's (Remix)"

Parody Written by:

M.S.G

The Lyrics

I think this dedication to the discontinued flavors tops my previous version, with more flavors and a better pacing. Did anyone notice the Oct. 3 submissions? There's one that was filled out wrong, with the song as the title! LMAO
Ben & Jerry's, here's a gift, it's from me to you
Southern Peach, Sugar Plum, Urban Jumble
Chocolate Chip, Chocolate Chunk, Chocolate Fudge Brownie
Orange Cream, Mocha Chunk, Rum Raisin

Chunky Monkey, Peanut Butter Cups
Comes in small pints, I love the way they taste
I've been pulling more flavors off isle 3 again
Buying World's Best Chocolate with Peanut Butter Chocolate Chunk
Brain is freezin' like ice cream inside of my freezer box

Ben & Jerry's don't cost too much money
I've been shaking from the cold, it makes my brain so cold
I've been freezin' and freezin'
Feels like my head is spinning 'round and 'round (around)

Mocha Fudge, Ginger Snap, English Toffee Crunch
All Fudged Up, with some S'mores, Pulp Addiction
Cookie Dough, Cinnamon, Cool Britannia
Black Russian, Cherry Chocolate, Berry Wild Whirl

I've been pulling more flavors off isle 3 again
Buying World's Best Chocolate with Peanut Butter Chocolate Chunk
Brain is freezing like ice cream inside of my freezer box
Let's go, let's go, let's see which Peach is new

Cappuccino, Chocolate Chunk, it makes my brain so cold
I've been eating Sweet Cream with Oreos all by myself
I've had Peanuts! and Popcorn!
Look at my spoon, it's spinning 'round and 'round (around)

Festivus, Hazelnut, Economic Crunch
Ben & Jerry's, Ben & Jerry's, Ben & Jerry's
Some Egg Nog, some Grape Nut, Deep Dark Chocolate
Monkey Wrench, Pecan Pie, Heath Bar Crunch
White Russian, here's a gift, Sweet Potato Pie
Buy Skor Bar, it's so good, Peanut Turtles
Peach Melba, This is Nuts, Kaffaretto

Peppermint Cow, Nutcracker Suite,
Don't worry cause I bought some bigger bowls
Maple Grape Nut, Malted Milk Ball,
Don't worry cause I bought some bigger bowls
Cherry Amour, some Apricot,
Don't worry cause I bought some bigger bowls
Apple Crumble, Choco Mint Cow,
Don't worry cause I bought some bigger bowls
Dastardly Mash, Entangled Mints,
Don't worry cause I bought some bigger bowls (some bowls)

Chocolate Fudge, Mystic Mint, Chocolate Gingersnap
Orange Fudge, Raspberry, P.B. Truffle
Mint Fudge Swirl, Lemon Swirl, Jerry's Jubilee
Coconut, Biscotti, Almond Fudge
Cantaloupe, Capecodder, Miller Family Malt
Banana, Blueberry, Amaretto
Chocolate Chip, Chocolate Chunk, Vanilla Fudge Brownie
Ben & Jerry's, Ben & Jerry's, Ben & Jerry's
Ben & Jerry's, Ben & Jerry's, Ben & Jerry's
Ben & Jerry's, Ben & Jerry's, Ben & Jerry's

Ben & Jerry's, I hope that more flavors will come soon
I just got all of my songs copyrighted, so I'm really happy about that finally.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Dude - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Your evil i want ice cream now!

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