Whenever I drive my car
I know of a place that's not real far
To get some fuel to get to work on time
This was my private spot.
Then one morning, full parking lot!
From now on I'll have to wake up earlier!

But I'm not ever gonna know
If it's filled or not
'Cause we're all going to the same gas station!
There must be another place to go!
But there is not
And we're all going to the same gas station!

I'm too tired to drive around
There's no empty pump that's found
I'll wait up on the street! I hope there are no problems...
So I'm sitting and waiting
This distance to work I am hating
How did this place suddenly be so popular?!

But I'm not ever gonna know
If it's filled or not
'Cause we're all going to the same gas station!
There must be another place to go!
But there is not
And we're all going to the same gas station!
Going to the same gas station!
Going to the same gas station!
Same gas station! (Same gas station!)

So why does there only have to be
Only one facility
That pumps gas every two miles of this stinkin' town?!
And why does it always have to be
At about 10:30
In the morning that I go my own way to get my gas?!
Go my own way to get my gas!

But I'm not ever gonna know...
If it's filled or not
'Cause we're all going to the same gas station!
There must be another place to gooooo!
But there is not!
And we're all going to the same gas station!
Going to the same gas station!
Going to the same gas station!
Same gas station!! (Same gas station!!)