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Song Parodies -> "Just Gum"

Original Song Title:

"Just One"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Just Gum"

Parody Written by:

Marianne E. B. Markham

The Lyrics

I wrote this at work, and the day before, the idea just popped into my head. Glad I did think this up. You know how it is, with the common gum chewer in a class. Though I was not one of them. Small note: the bridge would be a conversation.
What's that you say?
What's in my mouth?
You sure do like to pout a lot.
Open my mouth?
I don't think so!
Are you a dentist? No! Please go.
Gotta chew... Gotta say...
I got this craving that won't go away!
I need to keep, my mouth busy!
Don't you understand?!

Just gum-is all that I'm ever chewin'
Just gum-It ain't tobaccy. No siree!
From now on, I'll chew the chance when I feel like it
Just gum, just gum

What do you think?
Am I distracting?
I don't see the others complaining.
Into the trash?
Are you insane?
Something wrong inside your own brain?
Gotta learn...something new...
Off to the chalkboard! Go on! Shoo!
Off to the principal's office?!
Oh, that is sooooo cold!

Just gum-is all that I'm ever chewin'!
Just gum-I'll chew inside I.S.S. too!
From now own, don't take my gum or I will get you!
Just gum, just gum!!!

Principal: "If you're to choose, would you learn or have some gum to chew?
Student: "Have some gum to chew."
Principal: "Well I can say, your gum chewing drives teachers insane!
Drives teachers insane!!!"

Just gum-is all that I'm ever chewin'.
Just gum-Spit it out? Are you insane?!
From now on, I'll chew the chance when I feel like it!
Just gum, just gum

(Just gum...) Yes, I'll chew the chance when I feel like it!
(Just gum...) I'll chew the chance when I feel like it!
(Just gum...) Yes, I'll chew the chance when I feel like it!
Just gum. JUST!!! GUM!!!
2004 by Marianne E. B. Markham

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Polly - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Love Bubble-ishous???sp I used to have to swallow:-) mine! But then, I never was a spitter! 5x5x5
Marianne E. B. Markham - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
It's Bubblicious, Polly. Glad you liked the parody. :-)

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