I must urinate
I drank eight cups of tea
And I feel like I'm gonna burst
The pressure's just beginning
Now I really gotta go
Which direction do I take
Now there's a choice that I must make
Because its now or nothing

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Show me where's the door
I just ran right past it
I am stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom
Is this the right door here where I am standing
I'm still stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom

I will stumble on
I'm sure thats its ok to
Use the sink and not the john
Cause I am in a hurry
Will the bathroom be locked where I can't get inside
Will I ever get to pee just to end my misery

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Show me where's the door
I just ran right past it
I am stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom
Is this the right door here where I am standing
I'm still stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom

Not much longer till I go
How much further do I have to go
How much longer till I finally blow
Because I'm looking and I can see that it's in front of me
It's time to pee

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Show me where's the door
I just ran right past it
I am stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom
Is this the right door here where I am standing
I'm still stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom

I've been stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom