Song Parodies -> The Reason (Christmas version)
| Original Song Title: | "The Reason" |
| Original Performer: | Hoobastank |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Reason (Christmas version)" |
| Parody Written by: | mac195 |
No wishing "Merry Christmas!"
No caroling, you know that would be rude
And school kids are all learning
To never mention Santa, he's uncool
No angels, even Rudolph's got to go
Just Kwanzaa, dreidels and snow
And there's a reason, you see
To rename the Christmas tree
A reason we've got gChristmas pooh
And the season is screwed
No Shepherd costume for you
No Baby Jesus laying in the hay
No cattle lowing (that means moo)
Salvation Army ringers sent away
And parties are called gfestive mealsh this year
Just drink your gholiday beerh
And there's a reason, you see
That Christmas has gone PC
A reason we eat humbug stew
And the reason is Jews
And the reason is Jews
And the reason is Jews
And the reason is Jews
No caroling, you know that would be rude
And school kids are all learning
To never mention Santa, he's uncool
No angels, even Rudolph's got to go
Just Kwanzaa, dreidels and snow
And there's a reason, you see
To rename the Christmas tree
A reason we've got gChristmas pooh
And the season is screwed
No Shepherd costume for you
No Baby Jesus laying in the hay
No cattle lowing (that means moo)
Salvation Army ringers sent away
And parties are called gfestive mealsh this year
Just drink your gholiday beerh
And there's a reason, you see
That Christmas has gone PC
A reason we eat humbug stew
And the reason is Jews
And the reason is Jews
And the reason is Jews
And the reason is Jews
Now, now, it's just a little satire. :-)
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Blaming the Jews for de-Christianizing a holiday that was "turned into" Jesus' birthday without Biblical evidence for a date? Some satire is just plain unfunny...though I can't give an honest vote in the other categories, not knowing the original song.
Who cares if the date is historically accurate for Jesus' birth? This is when we have chosen to celebrate it. Christianity and Christmas celebrations - the music, the art , the customs - have been a central part of Western culture for centuries. And when it comes to placing blame for the recent white-washing of tradition, I am willing to observe reality and say 2 + 2 = 4.
I liked it!
Glad to hear it, Adolf. I didn't realize people read AmIRight in Hell. Give my regards to Beelzabub, and wish him a Merry Christmas!
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