I am a hungry person
I've ate some things I wish I didn't chew
But I continue eating
Because I have got nothing else to do
And my refrigerators filed with stuff
If you don't like it, then tough

I've found a reason to eat
Everything in front of me
I reason for all that I chew
And the reason is food

I'm sorry that I burped, but
I'm loaded up on soda and on fries
And lots of burgers, but so what?
I also ate ten tons of ham on rye
I always feel the need to feed my gut
And I have got one fat butt

I've found a reason to eat
Everything in front of me
I reason for all that I chew
And the reason is food
And I'm hungry now, too
I could eat an old shoe
I might even eat you

I'm wearing pants size eighty
But pretty soon I will need eighty-two
And so I'll have to buy some brand new clothes
When well they break? Hey, who knows?

I've found a reason to eat
Everything in front of me
I reason for all that I chew
And the reason is food

I've found a reason to bite
Chunks out of a T-bone steak all night
A reason to eat like I do
And the reason is food