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Song Parodies -> "The Toilet"

Original Song Title:

"The Reason"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hoobastank

Parody Song Title:

"The Toilet"

Parody Written by:

The Lesbian Losers, woo woo woo

The Lyrics

This is also a song that just came into our heads and we started
singin it, so i decided to write it down
I'm not a perfect person
Theres many things that I just HAVE to do
But I continue smelling
I never meant to let you smell my poo
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know

I've found out a reason for me
To feel clean and fresh, unsmelly
A reason to start over clean
And the reason is poo.

I'm sorry that I hurt you
I never meant to make it smell that much
And all the pain I put you through
I wish I could take the smell away
And be the one who is perfect just like beer
Thats why I need you to hear

I've found out a reason for me
To feel clean and fresh, unsmelly
A reason to start over clean
And the reason is poo.
And the reason is poo.
And the reason is poo.
And the reason is poo.

I'm not a perfect person
Theres many things that I just HAVE to do
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know

I've found out a reason for me
To feel clean and fresh, unsmelly
A reason to start over clean
And the reason is poo.

I've found out a reason to show
A side of my bum you didnt know
A reason for all of the poo
And the reason is you.
Muahahahahaha

hahahaha your fault that i had to take laxatives

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 6

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Poopie Longstocking - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Brown....smooth....creamy....slightly acidic and rotten flavor....delicious on Triscuits or Wheat Thins.
aoid - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, at least you live up to your name, LESBIAN LOSERS!
Trojan Cat - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Why don't you get a bidet?
anonymous - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Aoid has a right to his opinion. I'm not fond of paroides of this matter myself as well.
aoid's anal sphincter - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
oh please aoid please write a song about me please
Lesbian losers, woo...etc - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
*quiet giggle*
Ronald McDonald (The real one!) - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Like, OH MY GOD, becky, LOOK AT HER BUTT it is SSSOO big!! :-P
Troy - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahahaha good one mate! I hear this bloody song on radio all the time, was alright for a few goes but after hearing it 70 times fair dinkum it gets annoying!!!! There's this radio station in Australia that plays the same set of songs each day twice a day, they belt the shit out of hit songs to the point they get stuck in your head for a week!!!!! Anyways like this parody, piss funny mate all 5's!!!!!
A.O.ao - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
There are parodies that are absoulutely ghastly. This isn't one of them.At least it made me laugh a little.
Lesbian Losers - June 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, we're actually surprised we found someone who giggled at our parodies, we usually do them when we get bored and want a laugh, thanks for admitting that you laughed at it, it makes our work worthwhile :) xxxxx
An idiot - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, poopi long stocking, are you johnny_d in disguise?

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