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Song Parodies -> "The Reason (I'm Dumping You)"

Original Song Title:

"The Reason"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hoobastank

Parody Song Title:

"The Reason (I'm Dumping You)"

Parody Written by:

Katie

The Lyrics

I don't know what happened the last time I posted this song.
You're not a cleanly person
There are many things I wish you didn't do
But I continue trying
I never ment to embarress you
And so I have to say before I let you go
That I just want you to know

Wash your hands after a pee
Wash your hair- it's greasy
The reason I'm dumpin you...
My reason is you

I'm sorry you but you smell (P.U....)
It's something I have to deal with everyday
And all the embarressment I've been through
I wish you'd wash that milk-stach away
You're breath causes my eyes to tear
That's why I need you to hear

I've found a reason for Oral B
To change the color of your teeth
The reason I'm dumping you
The reason is you [x4]

You're not a cleanly person
There are many things I wish you didn't do
And so I have to say before I let you go
That I just want you to know

I've found a reason for Oral B
To change the color of your teeth
The reason I'm dumping you
The reason is you

I've found a reason for Oral B
To change the color of your teeth
If you're wondering why I'm dumping you
The reason is you

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

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Kat3 - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
i love hoobastank but that one was pretty good 555
daniel - July 09, 2006 - Report this comment
but the one vote was 454 not 555 so you ither didn't vote or you are a lieing sack of sh.......crap!!!
daniel - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
that's right bitch!

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