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Song Parodies -> "Lips Of An Ugly Waitress"

Original Song Title:

"Lips Of An Angle"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Lips Of An Ugly Waitress"

Parody Written by:

Basil Ketchum

The Lyrics

Honey Why ya servin me tonight
Its kinda hard to eat right now
Honey why ya ugly is your face burnt
I gotta barf cause looking makes me hurt

(pre chorus) well your nose is so big hit me from miles away
I guess I've never really had that bruise

(chorus) its really good to look away
At the wallpaper it looks so sweet
Compared to your ugly face look at that face
It really reeks
And I'm never gonna come again and girl
I wish that you could be faceless
With the lips of an ugly waitress

Its funny that your servin me
Same one as last week
I wish that she was servin me
The one over to the right
But its too bad you don't have a clue

(pre chorus)


Honey why ya servin me to night?

copyright © dec 2 2006 Basil Ketchum

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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Red Ant - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome to AmIRight, Basil! I figured I'd take a minute or so and d/l The Original Song (TOS); I like it. Very good first attempt at parody, though there are a few lines where the pacing is off. Example: "With the lips of an ugly waitress" would scan better (perfectly) to TOS as "Ugly lips of a waitress." Generally (from me anyway...), you'll get better scores if you type out repeated parts, and, ideally, vary them, even if just a little. 444 Keep 'em coming!
D_OOM_BUGGY - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I like the song...but not so much with pace
Tino The Timid Taxidermist - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
nice song dood!555 man keep um cummin

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