Tell me why she’s calling so late, Baby?
3:10 in the morning’s perverse
Why’s your grandma phone you so much, Honey?
Why can’t she just hire a nurse?

Well, my ears hear you whisper
Of how you love and miss her
Her house is only seven blocks from ours

It’s really good to have our stock concentrated in Wash n’ Spray
Scrubbing all this lipstick of auburn off of your collar has made it fray
Well I’ve never spritzed on Calvin Klein
But I caught a whiff, saw strange cigarette burns,
And the lipstick of auburn

Honey Bear, our Caller ID, it’s quit
Oh, yes, it’s broken once more
For the seventeenth time this screen’s been
On the fritz
MCI will hear my abhor

Well, why don’t you just let me
Di-al the phone com-pan-y?
Hey, where you goin’ with the phone jack cord?

It’s really good to have our stock concentrated in Wash n’ Spray
Scrubbing all this lipstick of auburn off of your collar has made it fray
Well I’ve never spritzed on Calvin Klein
But I caught a whiff, saw strange cigarette burns,
And the lipstick of auburn