Buddy, what the hell did you eat? That is rank
it's kinda hard to breathe right now
So funky, I am crying, that is worse than Mace
my ears are are ringing 'cause your fart was so loud

Well, we both need the bathroom
me, to throw up, you, to poo
unless that's what you've already done
It's really bad to hear that sound, cutting the cheese
it's not funny
'Cause all that gas from your anus, smelling like turds
makes me queasy
Oh, that fart, it's bad enough to make me die
Oh, man, I tell you it is so dangerous
all that gas from your anus

"It's funny", you are telling me, and we're both guys
and yes, sometimes I fart too
But mine have never killed the dog and a bunch of flies
or started forrest fires like you

Well, we both need the bathroom
me, to throw up, you, too poo
unless that's what you've already done
It's really bad to hear that sound, cutting the cheese
it's not funny
'Cause all that gas from your anus, smelling like turds
makes me queasy
Oh, that fart, it's bad enough to make me die
oh, man, I tell you it is so dangerous
all that gas from your anus

Buddy, what the hell did you eat? That is rank...