Song Parodies -> Songs Of Croft Part LV-Buried Alive By Rocks

Original Song Title:

"Buried Alive By Love"

Original Performer:

HIM

  
Parody Song Title:

"Songs Of Croft Part LV-Buried Alive By Rocks"

Parody Written by:

Ocean-Sirius

This is one of a big series of parodies on the Tomb Raider series of games of which I'm a fan.
I carry the burden of losing life,
Upon my shoulders,
And the weight of rocks seems unbearable,
The tomb is where your prize is,
I should have been told,
But within a boulder so terrible.

To die is to know that you're alive,
And a river of stone begins to fly,
I never wanted to fall down, no,
But a flat girl is a dead girl,
And it feels like I'll be buried alive by rocks.

If I should die before I raid,
There ain't no one my soul to take,
If I raid before I die,
At least it'll be with a smile.

If I should die before I raid,
There ain't no one my soul to take,
If I raid before I die,
At least it'll be with a smile.

The kiss of curiosity I'm blessed me with, adventurous woman,
Then it has me somewhat insatiable,
Boulder is there in the darkness, I should have been told,
Embrace the fact you're not indestructible

To die is to know that you're alive,
And a river of stone begins to fly,
I never wanted to fall down, no,
But a flat girl is a dead girl,
And it feels like I'll be buried alive by rocks.

If I should die before I raid,
There ain't no one my soul to take,
If I raid before I die,
At least it'll be with a smile.

If I should die before I raid,
There ain't no one my soul to take,
If I raid before I die,
At least it'll be with a smile.

Oh, it seems to die is to know that you're alive,
And my river of stone begins to fly,
I never wanted to fall down, no,
But a flat girl is a dead girl,
And a deserted when all have gone,
A flat girl is a dead girl,
And it feels like I'll be buried alive by rocks.

If I should die before I raid,
There ain't no one my soul to take,
If I raid before I die,
At least it'll be with a smile.

If I should die before I raid,
There ain't no one my soul to take,
If I raid before I die,
At least it'll be with a smile.

I'll be buried alive by rocks,
I'll be buried alive by rocks,
Buried alive by rocks,
I'll be buried alive by rocks,
I'll be buried alive by rocks,
I'll be buried alive by rocks.
By
Ocean-Sirius.
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