Song Parodies -> You Smell Today
| Original Song Title: | "So Yesterday" |
| Original Performer: | Hillary Duff |
| Parody Song Title: | "You Smell Today" |
| Parody Written by: | Ashley, President of Dork-Nerd Association |
This song is dedicated to a boy I sat with on the bus in 2nd grade even though we're about to go to high school....BATHE!
Please change your clothes, cuz you smell
Please change your life, cuz it stinks
If you don't wanna, I'll just hold my nose
But I'll wear a clothespin and a gasmask, cuz I wanna
That smell is still on you
Think of your underarms and back
Please bathetoday....bathe today....bathe today
The odor will damage your nose
And come tomorrow you will reek because
You smell today, you smell today
Please don't let the aroma blow my way
Wash it off, clean between your toes
You smell today, you smell today
I don't think my nose will be okay
*cough* don't come my way
Please use soap, cuz you needta
Please use shampoo, cuz you needta
You can say the waters not warm, but I've smelt enough
Sit down
You made my mind up for me when you ignored my warnings
I will bath you myself
In the creek here
Because you smell today, smell today, smell today
(Chorus)
You smell like unflushed poo
When you walk by everything is dead
When you move on, the aroma won't be gone
If the lights turn out because of the stink, then pour the soap on!
(Chorus2)
Please change your life, cuz it stinks
If you don't wanna, I'll just hold my nose
But I'll wear a clothespin and a gasmask, cuz I wanna
That smell is still on you
Think of your underarms and back
Please bathetoday....bathe today....bathe today
The odor will damage your nose
And come tomorrow you will reek because
You smell today, you smell today
Please don't let the aroma blow my way
Wash it off, clean between your toes
You smell today, you smell today
I don't think my nose will be okay
*cough* don't come my way
Please use soap, cuz you needta
Please use shampoo, cuz you needta
You can say the waters not warm, but I've smelt enough
Sit down
You made my mind up for me when you ignored my warnings
I will bath you myself
In the creek here
Because you smell today, smell today, smell today
(Chorus)
You smell like unflushed poo
When you walk by everything is dead
When you move on, the aroma won't be gone
If the lights turn out because of the stink, then pour the soap on!
(Chorus2)
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