Song Parodies -> I'm A Depressed Teen
| Original Song Title: | "Sweet Sixteen" |
| Original Performer: | Hillary Duff |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm A Depressed Teen" |
| Parody Written by: | Woodland Elphina |
This is because I HATE Hillary Duff SO much and this is probably what is gonna happen when people bring it to her attention how MUCH SHE SUX!
Today I'm gonna run away
I'll do it on a mare
Finally free to rename myself Lee
Why or how I don't care
'Cuz my parents don't love me
Horse poo is below me
My mare is having calfs everywhere...
[CHORUS:]
Cuz I'm a depressed teen
Gonna eat chicken wings
Depressed teen
I'm gonna live in a mine
Depressed teen
Uncovering
A depressed teen
Cuz there's no point to life
Depressed teen
Ridin' down to the pub where I drink illegally
Beer is bubblin and my bra is down
There isn't any thing I can do to pay
'Cept wash the dishes until next May (cuz I drank so much)
No friends who love me
A mare below me (thank god)
My hair is falling out
[CHORUS 2]
Mama dont love me, sister tried to slug me, and a daddy went through moms' underwear...
[CHORUS]
I wanna know what it feels like
I need to cry cuz I'm drunk
I can taste a bit of the puke I'll find...
Cuz there's no point in life...
Depressed teen
[Repeat]
[CHORUS2]
I'll do it on a mare
Finally free to rename myself Lee
Why or how I don't care
'Cuz my parents don't love me
Horse poo is below me
My mare is having calfs everywhere...
[CHORUS:]
Cuz I'm a depressed teen
Gonna eat chicken wings
Depressed teen
I'm gonna live in a mine
Depressed teen
Uncovering
A depressed teen
Cuz there's no point to life
Depressed teen
Ridin' down to the pub where I drink illegally
Beer is bubblin and my bra is down
There isn't any thing I can do to pay
'Cept wash the dishes until next May (cuz I drank so much)
No friends who love me
A mare below me (thank god)
My hair is falling out
[CHORUS 2]
Mama dont love me, sister tried to slug me, and a daddy went through moms' underwear...
[CHORUS]
I wanna know what it feels like
I need to cry cuz I'm drunk
I can taste a bit of the puke I'll find...
Cuz there's no point in life...
Depressed teen
[Repeat]
[CHORUS2]
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