-> "I'm A Depressed Teen"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Sixteen"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm A Depressed Teen"
Parody Written by:
Woodland Elphina
The Lyrics
Today I'm gonna run away
I'll do it on a mare
Finally free to rename myself Lee
Why or how I don't care
'Cuz my parents don't love me
Horse poo is below me
My mare is having calfs everywhere...
[CHORUS:]
Cuz I'm a depressed teen
Gonna eat chicken wings
Depressed teen
I'm gonna live in a mine
Depressed teen
Uncovering
A depressed teen
Cuz there's no point to life
Depressed teen
Ridin' down to the pub where I drink illegally
Beer is bubblin and my bra is down
There isn't any thing I can do to pay
'Cept wash the dishes until next May (cuz I drank so much)
No friends who love me
A mare below me (thank god)
My hair is falling out
[CHORUS 2]
Mama dont love me, sister tried to slug me, and a daddy went through moms' underwear...
[CHORUS]
I wanna know what it feels like
I need to cry cuz I'm drunk
I can taste a bit of the puke I'll find...
Cuz there's no point in life...
Depressed teen
[Repeat]
[CHORUS2]
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