Spoken intro:
Rick Moranis:Oh hi i'm Rick Moranis.
Catherine O Hara: I'm Catherine O Hara.
Dave Thomas: I'm Dave Thomas.
Robin Duke: I'm Robin Duke.
Joe Flaherty: I'm John Flaherty.
Eugene Levy: I'm Eugene Levy.
John Candy: And i'm John Candy. Welcome to our studio.



Eugene Levy:
Welcome to our second city studio
You lucky people, you
If we weren't in the show starting right away
We'd be in the audience too (John Candy: Look at all those people out there.)

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In the S-Second city tv show
In the S-Second city tv show
It's where all do our stuff
And have a good time
in the S-Second city tv show

[Chorus]
In the S-Second city tv show
In the S-Second city tv show
It's where all do our stuff
And have a good time
in the S-Second city tv show

Catherine O Hara:
Our pal Rick Moranis is an excellent nerd (Rick Moranis: Ah shucks.)
He loves to be seen and loves to be heard
Most tv shows usually don't make you laugh
But the Second city tv show makes you laugh everyday.

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In the S-Second city tv show
In the S-Second city tv show
It's where all do our stuff
And have a good time
in the S-Second city tv show


[Chorus]
In the S-Second city tv show
In the S-Second city tv show
It's where all do our stuff
And have a good time
in the S-Second city tv show


Da da da da
We're laughin' in the second city tv show
Da da da da da da
Having a good time on the Second city tv show.

Da da da da
We're having fun in the second city tv show
Da da da da da da
We're loving it in the second city tv show.

Rick Moranis:
The show is delightful
We hope you'll agree
We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee
Because if we don't make you feel like that
John Candy can change it via a tip of a hat. (John Candy: Now we're talking.)

[Chorus]
In the S-Second city tv show
In the S-Second city tv show
It's where all do our stuff
And have a good time
in the S-Second city tv show


[Chorus]
In the S-Second city tv show
In the S-Second city tv show
It's where all do our stuff
And have a good time
in the S-Second city tv show


Da da da da
We're happy in Second city tv show.
Da da da da da da
Having fun in the second city tv show.

Ad lib

Spoken outro:

All: We hope you enjoyed that. Byeee!