You're acting like some stiff old guy
When you're walkin' down the street
Well i got some miracle stuff
That'll sweep you off your feet

There are all kinds of drugs that you can take
Cocaine, meth, and Ecstasy
But if you want a real good high
Baby, come here to me

So you gotta walk a little slower
In the park, when you see my drug guy
Just stick out a hundred dollar bill
Soon you'll get an amazing high

If you're feelin blue it dont have to be like that
It really truly does not
All you have to do is smoke this stuff
Called marijunia, weed or pot
So...

Smoke pot
Take it out and get a light
Smoke pot ( smoke pot)
You'll be giggly all night!
If you're feelin lonely
You can smoke some pot
So smoke pot
Smoke pot

Your teeth will soon be yellow
Your eyes, bloodshot and red
But it'll all be worth it
When you're too high to go to bed

You keep waiting for the high to come
When the joint is in your hand
Just light up that roach, baby
And go to moocah land!

Smoke pot
Take it out and get a light
Smoke pot ( smoke pot)
You'll be giggly all night!
If you're feelin lonely
You can smoke some pot
So smoke pot
Smoke pot

Uh...oh
The drug guys will come looking for you
Oh, yeah
Too high
To know
Uh...oh
It's the cool thing to do
What I'm sayin' is
You gotta smoke that roach

You'll never get to la-la land or even get cool
If you don't smoke that boo
Smoke pot
Suck up that nasty weed
Smoke pot
You'll get very high indeed!
Oh-It might take a little pot
And it might take a lot
Just smoke pot
Smoke pot

Smoke pot
Take it out and get a light
Smoke pot ( smoke pot)
You'll be giggly all night!
If you're feelin lonely
You can smoke some pot
So smoke pot
Smoke pot