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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Wait (for The Dog To Die)"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Wait"

Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Wait (for The Dog To Die)"

Parody Written by:

The Donkey Of Your Nightmares

The Lyrics

Dog, dog, dog, dog
Dog, dog, dog
Dog, dog, dog

(Sound of dog barking)

How it happens I don't care
Just wanna get rid of that ball of hair
I don't want him infecting me
With his foul rabies
Doesn't matter where I go
He follows me with a stick to throw
At night he curls up on my bed
And prepares to shed

My dad's dog
Annoys me lots

I can't wait 'til that dog is dead
Hope a car flattens his head
Oh, leave open the gate
And I can't wait for that dog to die
I'll kiss his mangy ass goodbye
I can't wait

I can't wait

Dog, dog, dog, dog

Everybody has their turn
Toilet training him, but he'll never learn
I swear he leaves his hair on me
Deliberately
But my dad says he's man's best friend
And never fails to always spend
Every afternoon walking with him down the street

My dad's dog
Is like a son

I can't wait 'til that dog is dead
Hope a car flattens his head
Oh, leave open the gate
And I can't wait for that dog to die
I'll kiss his mangy ass goodbye
I can't wait

I haven't got forever
And I haven't got all day
Oh I never wanted the dog anyway
So where's the speeding panel van
To carry him away?
(Sound of van hitting dog)

Dog, dog, dog, dog

My dad's dog...

I can't wait 'til that dog is dead
Hope a car flattens his head
Oh, leave open the gate
And I can't wait for that dog to die
I'll kiss his mangy ass goodbye
I can't wait

I can't wait 'til that dog is dead
Across the road he will be spread
Oh, don't resuscitate
And I can't wait for that dog to die
And join the kennel in the sky
I can't wait

I can't wait
(Dog whimpers sadly)

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Sarah - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
I find it very, very sad that you would write about hoping for an innocent dog to die. I guess you've never owned a pet, because no pet owner or former pet owner would write a parody as heartless as this. This dog seems to like you, but you're so careless that you want him to die. The worst parody I've ever seen (and the coldest).

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