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Song Parodies -> "Cynical"

Original Song Title:

"On My Own"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Dan Lauper

The Lyrics

Verse 1
Much of today’s trends they all look like shit
Yet, all the cheap love songs they also won’t fit
Oh, how I wish that we would still be so eloquent
Trend after trend after trend yet it’s suffocating
Twitter can make someone famous for no reason
Making the traditional way a little out of season
The internet should never be trusted for all treason
Rumor after rumor after rumor all of which, making me

Would rather be here years ago
They say all that B.S.
That will never make sense
Or even a little
That’s right, that shit makes me feel
Don’t wanna feel like an @$$h0le
But my inner Stan Marsh
Is at full force
When anything is a big deal

Verse 2
All sports today, they’re not doing better
They get a little seedy, with too much power
Overexaggerated scandals only matter
It’s shit after shit after shit
Guess this makes me so


This practically means my taste buds are changing
My adolescence is now slowly fading
To the point where everything I had is gone

Would rather be here years ago
They say all that B.S.
That will never make sense



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Harvey - August 17, 2015 - Report this comment
I'm posting this to the Internet so you can become famous! 5s

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