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Song Parodies -> "Our Tits Are Real"

Original Song Title:

"Our Lips Are Sealed"

Original Performer:

Haylie & Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"Our Tits Are Real"

The Lyrics

Can you hear them
They holler to us
Their hungry eyes
That's no surprise
Can you see them
Come on and feel them
They have no shield
No secrets to reveal

CHORUS
It doesn't matter what you say
We've had no plastic surgery
Hey hey hey
Our tits are real

There's a sex game
Which we must use
In our defense seduction
Because it's you
We want to seduce
Look up from your other girls
Cause I'm like a precious pearl

CHORUS

Pay no mind to what you say
We've had no plastic surgery
Our tits are real

Hush my darlings
Don't you cry
If you want some
Have some of mine

Can you hear them
They holler to us

CHORUS

Pay no mind to what you say
We've had no plastic surgery
Our tits are real

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 13

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Johnny D - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good!
Boobies! Boobies! - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Boobies!
Hugh Hefner - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
My name is Hugh Hefner, and I approve this parody.
Arwen - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny!! 555...=)
jango - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
moo
Cookie-man - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
That was ta-ta-rrefic! 555
Spaff.com - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
The underage subjects make feel icky commenting on this, but I had to because the title sub is fantastic.
Michael Pacholek - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This isn't by Merry & Pippin?
Unnecessary - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought the lyrics were uncalled for, and I disagree with Spaff.com. It isn't just underage subjects, who wouldn't appreciate this.
Unnecessary - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought the lyrics were uncalled for, and I disagree with Spaff.com. It isn't just underage subjects, who wouldn't appreciate this.
Unnecessary - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought the lyrics were uncalled for, and I disagree with Spaff.com. It isn't just underage subjects, who wouldn't appreciate this.
Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment
That was a very immature parody.
Serina Williams - November 19, 2005 - Report this comment
My tits r real!
Venis Williams - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
My sistur doesn't know how two spell her name corrrectly.
What's with you?! - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Is something wrong with your mind? You were probably on crack when you thought up of that parody.
You go, Unnecessary! - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I so agree with what you typed.
at Solid Snake kicks your a$$ - December 22, 2013 - Report this comment
what do you mean by "was a very immature parody"? it is one. even though i'm glad that you're against this song like i am, you came off being a hypocrite to me in that you complained about this song being immature when your username sounds immature to me. well, i have some advice for you: if you don't want anyone being immature, then don't be that way either.

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