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Song Parodies -> "Ohio Is For Cutters"

Original Song Title:

"Ohio Is For Lovers"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hawthorne Heights

Parody Song Title:

"Ohio Is For Cutters"

Parody Written by:

My Comical Romance

The Lyrics

emo kids are cool but its the ones that cut i have the problem with so please dont cut
hey there,
i know its hard to feel, when i dont care at all
where you are its how you feel
turn the lights off as you squeal
keep going on and on.(and on and on and on...)
slow your cuts to make them hurt
you are losing way too much..(and on and on and on...)
you hurt you when im gone

and i cant make it on my own
(and i cant make it on my own)
cuz all my friends are too damn emo

so cut my wrists and i wont lie
( cut my wrists and i wont lie)
so i can cut too deep and i will die tonight
because i killed me
you know i would, id do it well
you dont beleive you go to hell
ill never stop until my final friend is gone

spare me just three lasts word
blah blah blah is all i heard
and ill wait for you but you will take forever

spare me just three lasts word
blah blah blah is all i heard
and ill wait for you but you will take forever


and i cant make it on my own
(and i cant make it on my own)
cuz all my friends are too damn emo

so cut my wrists and i wont lie
( cut my wrists and i wont lie)
so i can cut too deep and i will die tonight
because i killed me
you know i would, id do it well
you dont beleive you go to hell
ill never stop until my final friend is gone

(and then the same shit over and over again)
dont be offended by it its a parody and if you really get affended by it you know your doing something wrong

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Pacing: 2.9
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Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 16

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Jenny - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
OMG IT WAS HILAROIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!! i want the jacket that says "ohio is for cutters" if anyone knows plz send me the link to imadiva159@charter.net in the subject "ohio is for cutters" thanx
dana - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
i thought it sucked, making fun of people who cut themselves is a serious issue, they dont do it to be different they have problems
The Kurgan - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Problems? I thought cutting was only for emoes, not the mentally ill
awesome - January 12, 2008 - Report this comment
you think cutting is only for emo kids? i bet you think all emo kids cut themselves too. don't listen to stereotypes. and i have to admit, although this song is really mean and insensitive, i cracked a smile while reading it. haha.
Hawthorne Heights Lover - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
I hate when People think all emo is, is cutting yourself!!!!!!!!!The Song Wasnt that funny but i may think that cuz i'm an over addictive Hawthorne Heights addict!!!! YAY!!! I LOVE J.T. WoodRuff!!!!!1
jarred - September 10, 2008 - Report this comment
i wrote that parody along time ago you take it too serious yall are all fags
jarredhater - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
you're a fag. stop writing gay shiz
SomeoneWhoCares - January 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Alright.. Your screwed in the head ;) Self harming is a serious issue & the people who actually do it dont do it for attention . People like you piss me off .

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