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Song Parodies -> "Apes On Crack"

Original Song Title:

"Flagpole Sitta"

Original Performer:

Harvey Danger

Parody Song Title:

"Apes On Crack"

Parody Written by:

Dave Lasher

The Lyrics

I was just an astronaut. I blasted off for space in the morning.

They shoulda gave me a warning of where they're sendin me to.

The monkeys here are talkin and they're bipedally walking around.

What is this place that I've found? A mutant Brooklyn Zoo?

(Monkey House! -but they're the ones in charge)

These monkeys are smokin crack! When they attack, You watch you're back!

They caught me in a net and then they shot me in the neck with an Uzi.

It made me feel a bit woozy and now I can't use my voice.

They threw me in a prison with a hottie, stone age, woman to screw me.

But I wasn't horny. I just want to get my spaceship back and fly back home, yeah!

These monkeys are smokin crack. When they attack, You watch you're back!

They're smarter than you think. Hell, one's a shrink! But they still stink.

I wanna find my friend and make this nightmare end.

I'm gonna sue NASA. My lawyer's gonna have a time.

They'll pay a fine. My Jaguar will shine upon The Rhine... upon The Rhine... Ahhh

Holy sh**! They got my friend! They cut his head! They f***ed with his brain!

And now he's droolin' insane! Now it's just me and the chick.

We make our break. We steal a horse. We flee until we come to the beach.

My ship is nearly in reach. But what's this buried Statue of Liberty? Noo!

These monkeys are smokin crack! When they attack, You watch you're back!

They're smarter than you think. We've been hoodwinked! But they still stink!!!

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