Song Parodies -> Britney Spears is a Big Fat Hoe
| Original Song Title: | "Sad Sweet Heart of a Rodeo" |
| Original Performer: | Harvey Danger |
| Parody Song Title: | "Britney Spears is a Big Fat Hoe" |
| Parody Written by: | S.T.G. |
Not another slutty kin of singer.
And no more drug-pop like Kurt Cobain.
But here's this whory tramp,
Screamin' her bad voice over the place.
Singin' about gettin' hit again.
Britney was a sly Mouseketeer.
She says she's really really lucky right now.
She makes another boob job.
But all the pimps and boys wanna ride................
Her Now!
Britney Spears is a big fat hoe, yahooooo!
Yes, she is a legend, though.
Britney Spears is a big fat hoe, yahooooo!
Hoooooo!
Give it a rest,
Yes, give it a rest.
Get a new fast type style of music.
Carson says she's hooter than Hoku and Madonna.
Cuz' I bet he was excited when he,
Saw her in that lusty dress.
A boob job might get her cancer.
And she was smarter after she took the silicon out, hahaha.
She took one last gulp of Eminem's complication's.
And blew that drag off like "A Candle in the Wind".
Em says......
Britney Spears is a big fat hoe, yahooooo!
Yes, she is a legend, though.
Britney Spears is a big fat hoe, yahooooo!
Hoooooo!
Guitar Solo
Hoe!
Hoe!
Hoe!
Britney Spears is a big fat hoe, yahooooo!
Yes, she is a legend, though.
Britney Spears is a big fat hoe, yahooooo!
Hoooooo!
Hoooooooooo!
Hoooooooooo!
Hoooooooooooo!
Hooooooooo!
Hoooooooooooooooooo!
And no more drug-pop like Kurt Cobain.
But here's this whory tramp,
Screamin' her bad voice over the place.
Singin' about gettin' hit again.
Britney was a sly Mouseketeer.
She says she's really really lucky right now.
She makes another boob job.
But all the pimps and boys wanna ride................
Her Now!
Britney Spears is a big fat hoe, yahooooo!
Yes, she is a legend, though.
Britney Spears is a big fat hoe, yahooooo!
Hoooooo!
Give it a rest,
Yes, give it a rest.
Get a new fast type style of music.
Carson says she's hooter than Hoku and Madonna.
Cuz' I bet he was excited when he,
Saw her in that lusty dress.
A boob job might get her cancer.
And she was smarter after she took the silicon out, hahaha.
She took one last gulp of Eminem's complication's.
And blew that drag off like "A Candle in the Wind".
Em says......
Britney Spears is a big fat hoe, yahooooo!
Yes, she is a legend, though.
Britney Spears is a big fat hoe, yahooooo!
Hoooooo!
Guitar Solo
Hoe!
Hoe!
Hoe!
Britney Spears is a big fat hoe, yahooooo!
Yes, she is a legend, though.
Britney Spears is a big fat hoe, yahooooo!
Hoooooo!
Hoooooooooo!
Hoooooooooo!
Hoooooooooooo!
Hooooooooo!
Hoooooooooooooooooo!
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she is really a hoe because she sleep with anybody. and she claim herself as a virgin, um.... i don't think so. she is the biggest hoe ever
yes she is a big hoe. next she'll have hiv.
She is NOT!! Leave her alone!! If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all!
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