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Song Parodies -> "Britney Spears is a Big Fat Hoe"

Original Song Title:

"Sad Sweet Heart of a Rodeo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Harvey Danger

Parody Song Title:

"Britney Spears is a Big Fat Hoe"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Not another slutty kin of singer.
And no more drug-pop like Kurt Cobain.
But here's this whory tramp,
Screamin' her bad voice over the place.
Singin' about gettin' hit again.
Britney was a sly Mouseketeer.
She says she's really really lucky right now.
She makes another boob job.
But all the pimps and boys wanna ride................
Her Now!

Britney Spears is a big fat hoe, yahooooo!
Yes, she is a legend, though.
Britney Spears is a big fat hoe, yahooooo!
Hoooooo!

Give it a rest,
Yes, give it a rest.
Get a new fast type style of music.
Carson says she's hooter than Hoku and Madonna.
Cuz' I bet he was excited when he,
Saw her in that lusty dress.

A boob job might get her cancer.
And she was smarter after she took the silicon out, hahaha.
She took one last gulp of Eminem's complication's.
And blew that drag off like "A Candle in the Wind".

Em says......
Britney Spears is a big fat hoe, yahooooo!
Yes, she is a legend, though.
Britney Spears is a big fat hoe, yahooooo!
Hoooooo!

Guitar Solo

Hoe!
Hoe!
Hoe!

Britney Spears is a big fat hoe, yahooooo!
Yes, she is a legend, though.
Britney Spears is a big fat hoe, yahooooo!
Hoooooo!
Hoooooooooo!
Hoooooooooo!
Hoooooooooooo!
Hooooooooo!
Hoooooooooooooooooo!

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 27

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anonymous - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
she is really a hoe because she sleep with anybody. and she claim herself as a virgin, um.... i don't think so. she is the biggest hoe ever
princess - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
yes she is a big hoe. next she'll have hiv.
anonymous (no, not the above person) - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
She is NOT!! Leave her alone!! If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all!
Let's Bring Music Back NOW - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Britney and the other "divas" of today just gyrate their butts and lip-sync to tapes, calling it a "concert". They have ZERO talent - they can't sing, play an instrument, write music or even dance. It's just T & A. Your parody is great, you hit the nail on the head. Keep it up.

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