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Song Parodies -> "Dishwasher"

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"Cash Machine"

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The Lyrics

Only read this if you have just bought a new dishwasher.
Turn on the dishwasher
To finish the washing
A message in the book
Says "it won't function"
No no this can't be right
I've got two dirty bowls
I've only just bought this dishwasher
From the market No...

I spent thousands it ain't easy you know it's so hard
Working 24/7 for 40 weeks a year
I wonder if I'll ever gain what I want to
Better believe it
I've just bought a dishwasher


I called the technician
My dishwasher's not working
I tried to fix myself
Police officers there.
No no this can't be right
I thought I wouldn't be caught
It seems like sometimes you don't have time to fix it


What am I gonna do?
I've got too much work to do.
I tried to do it safe
But it took too damn long.
No no this can't be right
I know it's too much work
I can't afford to have a dirty meal
So I leave tonight...


Dishwasher (x3)

And there's germs on my dishes
My dishes (x4, don't repeat my dishes on 4th turn)

Eh eh eh eh eh
So now you know how to operate a dishwasher.

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