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Original Song Title:

"Cash Machine"

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The Lyrics

Only read this if your computer has crashed before.
Turn on your computer
To finish your homework
A message on the screen
Says too much viruses
No no this can't be right
I know my work is due
I've only just got this computer
Functioning today

I work everyday it ain't easy you know it's a drag
I don't use Facebook as much as any other website
I wonder if I'll ever search whatever I want to
Better believe it
I'm working on a computer


I called the technician
My credit's in the red
I tried to fix it there
To get this CPU
No no this can't be right
My homework is due today
It seems like sometimes you don't have time to finish it
Today, no..


What am I gonna do?
My homework's due today.
I tried to make excuse
But no I could not make.
No no this can't be right.
I thought it would be alright
I can't afford to get detention so I leave tonight


Computer (x3)

There's viruses on my system
My system (x4, don't repeat my system on 4th turn)

Eh eh eh eh eh
Just make sure you don't have any viruses next time you read this!!

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