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Song Parodies -> "Pornstar"

Original Song Title:

"Rockstar"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hannah Montana

Parody Song Title:

"Pornstar"

Parody Written by:

Uxbridge2009

The Lyrics

This is about the tragedy that is Mylie Cyrus. Her decay over the last few months.
Yeah, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, yeah


Sometimes I breathe a little harder
On my gray cell phone
Just to appeal to you
Some nights I dance a little sluttier
In the strip club
Just to impress you

Guess you don't notice
Guess you don't need this
Sad, you're not seeing what you're missing
On the outside boobs on display
On the inside moral decay

I'm unusual
Not so hard-to-get
Way too dumb to be running my own life
Kama Sutra Queen
Tramp on trampoline
Come buy me a drink at the bar
I might even be a pornstar
I might even be a pornstar

Sometimes I wish
When the phone rings
That it would be you saying "Let's have sex!"
Then you suggest
That we start things off with some foreplay
Could you rub my neck?

You don't know me
Guess you don't need me
Why you're not seeing what you're missing
On the outside boobs on display
On the inside moral decay

I'm unusual
Not so hard-to-get
Way too dumb to be running my own life
Kama Sutra Queen
Tramp on trampoline
Come buy me a drink at the bar
I might even be a pornstar

If you only knew the real me
I might even be a pornstar
I cannot sing, I scream like a banshee
Let's hope this doesn't end in pregnancy
Yeah I really am a pornstar

Yeah I really am a pornstar
[HO HO HO]
A pornstar


I'm unusual
Not so hard-to-get
Way too dumb to be running my own life
Kama Sutra Queen
Tramp on trampoline
Come buy me a drink at the bar
Doing it where ever we are
Cause I really am a pornstar
Cause I really am a pornstar
I am a pornstar
Goodnight everybody!

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Overall Rating: 4.5

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littleTrampOLean - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Here are some five's tucked in my G-string for you, Sir, the one who is so High & Mighty !If you get bored sitting your moral Throne, come down here & join me on my Trampoline . . .
=] - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
love it!

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