Uh oh
Looking idiotice
Woo Woo!
We’re filming…yet another project
Ho Ho!
Not too many scenes to go
It’s so obvious the plot to be
All on your ticket for $10.50

In this sucky movie
I am a white guy
And I’ve got a sloppy friend
We try to get laid
In between we’re just drinking
Driving my Corvette
Show butt crack
Shout rude names
To an 80’s song

(yeah)
Yeah, yeah
Bad guy calls me
With a foreign accent voice
Yeah sure!
Wants to kill me
And take over the world
Ha Ha!
I will hold back wussy tears
It’s time for me to go
Start preparin’
For the big showdown I must win

In this sucky movie
I am the good guy
It looks like I won’t win
But with hard practice
And true grit, I’ll be cunning
Punching the villain
Dressed in black
Save the whales
To a hard rock song

But in this ending, there’s a twist
My new girlfriend was in disguise
And she’s the villain!
Final reel
I’m retching
She laughs in my face, I’m so pissed
How could I have been so goddamned blind?
I blew it!
So, is there a sequel?

In this sucky movie
Looks like I will die
How ironic the end!
Who wrote this script?
No wonder—Paul Verhoeven!
Now here’s the sunset
Sky looks black
Final frames
With a sad, sad song

For this sucky movie
Produced on the fly
By Kevin Costner’s friend
It won’t make a diff
In the end, it will be earning
Back its bank set
With soundtracks,
DVDs,
And the crappy song!