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Song Parodies -> "One Bad Chokehold"

Original Song Title:

"Cupids Chokehold"

Original Performer:

Gym Class Heros

Parody Song Title:

"One Bad Chokehold"

Parody Written by:

Treva Trev!

The Lyrics

Wah ah ah ah
Wah ah ah ah
Wah ah ah ah
Wah ah ah ah
Wah ah ah ah

Take a look at my girlfriend
You know that she’s a real sl*t (Wah ah ah ah)
Not much of a girlfriend
She Even Kicked me in the nut(Wah ah ah ah wah ah ah)

Did You Know she broke my Bike spokes?
And She Thought It was just a funny Joke.
But momma I think she is hatin’
It's safe to say I Want a NICE girlfrind.

She left me out in the cold
Then she put me in a chokehold
And I'm afraid she is a man
That Probably explains why her name is Stan

I mean she made me a few pancakes
But they were gross and made my tummy ache
If thats her love then I don't really want it..

I Hate it when she wants a handshake
it really feels like my hand’s gonna break.
I know I'm Dumb but if I had to choose her or the sun
I'd be one freakin tan son of a gun

(Wah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah!)

Take a look at my girlfriend
You Know Shes a real big sl*t (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
she Even Kicked me in the Nut (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
You Know shes a real big sl*t(ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
she even kicked me in the nut(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Yo This Girl even called me Thomas

And you know thats not what my name is
But dad I'm finally thinkin' I may just have to run
Type of girl that will beat the hell out of your son

And I know you heard the last about the other things that are wrong
She Never really wants to play a fun game
I Wish I never even knew her name(ba ba da da)

I cant believe she stole my phone
Then The Freak threw my freakin snow cone
If Thats her love then I don’t really want it(ba ba da da)

It's gonna be a long walk home Cause She stole my car along with my phone.
And I open the door take a look and see the guy who lives next door
That Girl is a freakin whore for sho.

Take a look at my girlfriend
You know shes a real big sl*t(ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
She Even kicked me in the nut(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

She's got a smile that would make u suicidal
And Make You wanna cut off your tounge
Still not Done
She's got eyes That I really despise
And shes got Nasty Hair
Man I swear
She's got leathery skin
Where has she been?
And She always hits me when shes wrong
shes always wrong
She's got the worst voice I have ever heard
And She was on My Cell Phone For 5 Hours
that time wasnt da first
And I’ve Hated Every Last moment
Havin to be with the girl is a bad component
Broke my thumb
killed my duck
shot my dove
whatever..she killed it

and now Everywhere I go I never find my wallet, she stole it

Take a look at my girlfriend
you know shes a real big sl*t(ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
She even kicked me in the nut (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
you know shes a real big sl*t(ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
She even kicked me in the nut (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

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Ben - July 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Superb
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NICE!

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