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Song Parodies -> "Breakfast In The Ghetto"

Original Song Title:

"Cupid's Chokehold"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gym Class Heroes

Parody Song Title:

"Breakfast In The Ghetto"

Parody Written by:

Moe's Soup Machine

The Lyrics

Made by request for Sweet Loretta Modern; she thought she was a cleaner, but she was a frying pan...
Take a look at my breakfast,
Yeah it's the only one I got,
Not much of a breakfast,
I never seem to eat a lot;

It's been some time since I ate toast,
And I don't mean to boast,
But mama that breakfast is great,
I'm saying it's somewhere I really rate,
I'm gonna a bad troll,
But I love the cereal in the bowl,
I'm loving all this stuff that I'm eating,
This full English really makes me want to sing,
I'm putting on my pancakes,
I just hope I don't get a tummy ache,
If this ain't food then,
I don't know what food is,
I love the porridge that this chef makes,
Just the thought of it makes my tummy quake,
I know nothing can beat a little breakfast muffin,
It's delicious and you know I'm not bluffing;

Take a look at my breakfast,
Yeah it's the only one I got,
Not much of a breakfast,
I never seem to eat a lot,
Take a look at my breakfast,
Yeah it's the only one I got,
Not much of a breakfast,
I never seem to eat a lot;

It's been a while since I ate last,
And you know I'm having a real blast,
But I'm thinking this breakfast is real out of this world,
Man the sausage and bacon is really well-done grilled,
I know that I might the words wrong,
When I do a live version of this song,
But man this is a whole differant ball game,
Man these egg and soldiers are really making me insane,
I know what I told on the phone,
About the anchovies that had a bone*,
But if this ain't food then,
I don't know what food is,
There's gonna be some more baked beans,
Another grated hash brown if you please,
I'm gonna go into town and get breakfast for us all,
It's going in my stomach once more like;

Take a look at my breakfast,
Yeah it's the only one I got,
Not much of a breakfast,
I never seem to eat a lot;

They got brioche and they croissants,
They can give it all to you in a bun,
They got fried stuff and tarts and pies,
Yeah and it doesn't stop there,
They got mashed up pig skin that's rapped in a tin,
So good I'm good I'm never gonna be gone,
They even got some kind of bird,
That you can cook in three hours,
And even I'm not hungry at the moment,
But I know that this breakfast place beats all opponenets,
Hunger or greed call it what you wanna,
But I still keep thier number in my wallet in my wallet like you;

Take a look at my breakfast,
Yeah it's the only one I got,
Not much of a breakfast,
I never seem to eat a lot,
Take a look at my breakfast,
Yeah it's the only one I got,
Not much of a breakfast,
I never seem to eat a lot;



*Not that kind of bone!

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