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Song Parodies -> "Llama Beans"

Original Song Title:

"Cookie Jar"

Original Performer:

Gym Class Heroes

Parody Song Title:

"Llama Beans"

Parody Written by:

Llama Productions

The Lyrics

I guess we are obsessed with Llamas This can be the girl version!!!
Llama Productions,
You Know Who it is, Llama Heroes,
It's Hard To Look Innocent When I Got Milk All Over My Face,

I like boys,
they like me,
they look so fine,
in them saggy jeans,
if you could be the one,
to help me,
i wanna be faithful,
but i can't keep my hands off them llama beans
My hands,my hands, my uh my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands off them llama beans

You see i got this problem
I need help tryna solve it
Cos meeting after meeting and I'm still a llama holic
You can hide em, Imma find em, on the counter, near my silky
And i'll say i ain't do it with my face covered in milky
Her boys been watch ova her,
to see if i have been a flirt,
I left beans in the bed once,
but i said that i was threw with lunch,
He still don't be believing me,
And i guess that I'll keep it real
But we got a sweet tooth, that'll never come loose,
And it's for our llama Beans!

I like boys,
they like me,
they look so fine,
in them saggy jeans,
if you could be the one,
to help me,
i wanna be faithful,
but i can't keep my hands off them llama beans
My hands,my hands, my uh my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands off them llama beans

I'm all up for dem Azuki's,
and also dose Black-eyed peas,
But baybe the only thing that makes me sick,
is those sick nasty green beens,
Oh and i have almost forgot,
I need my full protein
so honey come and hook me up
with gravy covered soybeans (mmm)
i'll also do flips and splits
for dem split beans
but we gotta sweet tooth, that'll never come loose,
And it's for our llama Beans!

I like boys,
they like me,
they look so fine,
in them saggy jeans,
if you could be the one,
to help me,
i wanna be faithful,
but i can't keep my hands off them llama beans
My hands,my hands, my uh my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands off them llama beans

I'm a monster for these llamas
I'm a beast for they're beans
So chocolate for their milk,
Will make em even more damn sweet
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha uh my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out from them llama beans.

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