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Song Parodies -> "Bison's Apocalypse"

Original Song Title:

"Cupid's Chokehold"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gym Class Heroes

Parody Song Title:

"Bison's Apocalypse"

Parody Written by:

BulldozerBegins

The Lyrics

The below article explains who "The Bison" is. Therefore, the song will make much more sense to he who reads. This song will also be made available on DozerfleetWiki as track 2 of the album "Elefante Elegante Interesante Importante." Basically, the Bison is a buffalo that acts like someone threw Samara Morgan, Superman, Kirby, and Godzilla into a blender, with the Bison (somehow) being the result. "Burn ye; in the Bison's apocalypse! YOUR end is near!!!"--freaked-out random pirate
(Intro)

Slu-luh-luh-lurp!
Slu-luh-luh-lurp!
Slu-luh-luh-lurp!
Slu-luh-luh-lurp!
Slu-luh-luh-lurp!

(Chorus)

Take a look at the Bison! (BISON!!!)
He is here to seal your doom! (sluh-luh-luh-lurp-lurp!)
One slurp and then you're gone! (YOU'RE GONE!!!)
Your future is certain gloom! (sluh-luh-luh-lurp-lurp!)

1.

He never dies for some odd reason;
But he kills in every single season!

So you'd better just get out of his way;
With his mind alone, you'll be the next thing he'll slay!

He tears up every road that has grooves;
Flies around and never raises his hooves...

Doesn't believe you have a right to live well.
So he'll hoof and gore you until you're in Hell!

I mean he even causes earthquakes;
Watches you die in the tornadoes he makes!
If you ain't scared yet then you don't have a clue!

(Sluh-luh-luh-lurp!)

You can never stop him with a pistol;
Just as pointless to be firing missiles!

You'd better run, cause if you try to take him with a gun;
You'll be one slurped punk having no fun, better...

(Repeat chorus)

2.

Insult him a lot and you will not last;
And I think if so you'd better run fast!

Because he likes to smash through buildings just for fun!
And brand his hoof into your side; leave you the dying one!

And he can start a murder session;
When your mind is under his possession;

And the arrogant ones will end up with all the blame;
As they're blown away in giant balls of flame! (Slu-luh-luh-lurp!)

He'll burn your soul until it's all gone;
If you think he'll leave then you'd be all wrong;

If you ain't scared of him then you don't have a clue! (Slu-luh-luh-lurp!)

He'll haunt the halls of your best friend's home;
Whether he's in Mozambique or in Rome!

Your friend will open the door, and end up being dead on the floor;
And reduced to a pile of messy blood and gore (the horror)!

(So run.....ruuuuuunnnnnnn!!!!!)

(Repeat Chorus) x 2

(Bridge Rap)

He's got a soul burn technique that will make the most;
Outwardly righteous old man go to Hell!
(Not swell!)

He's got, endless rage;
You can't hold in a cage!

And he simply won't care;
(If you're scared!)

He's been, trashing your hearse;
Of course he's a curse!

Now your little cousin's gone!
For very long!

He's got the, most menacing growl;
That you've ever heard!

And you'll be dead three minutes;
(Spread across the backyard!)

You and your friends; don't hide in the closet!
Or you'll all end up as a bloody composite!

Call it doom, call it fate, or whatever you want to but;
Still better watch your back or you're the next one he will kill off so...

(Repeat Chorus) x 2

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RK_FAN_FOREVER - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
The MOST ignorant thing I've ever heard.

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