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Song Parodies -> "Fat Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Rich Girl"

Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani ft. Eve

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Girl"

Parody Written by:

FunnyParody

The Lyrics

This song is a pretty weird song by itself, I just took it a bit further.
Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

If I was a fat girl, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
See I'd have all the Whoppers in the world
If I was an obese girl
No one can beat me in the pie eating contests held at KFC.
Cause I'd have all the Whoppers in the world, if I was an obese girl

Think what that fat could do
Coronaries too
McDonald's and Burger King
In my size 59 denim jeans
No, wouldn't just have one fry
I'd probably super-size
Please give me a Coke with a double fried cheeseburger now.

All the calories baby, won't mean anything
All the carbos baby, won't bring what Wendy's can bring
All the trans fat baby, won't mean anything
Don't need no healthy crap
Your fries better than gold, and I know

If I was fat girl, na na...
See, I'd have all the Big Macs in the world, if I was an obese girl
No one can beat me in the pie eating contests held at KFC.
Cause I'd have all the Big Macs in the world, if I was an obese girl

I'd get me a McFlurrie and Pepsi to (uh huh)
Fill me up for three hours and get some jello goo
I'd eat it all in ten seconds flat (yeah)
I don't care what you say
I don't care that I am fat

All the calories baby, won't mean anything
All the carbos baby, won't bring what IHOP'S can bring
All the trans fat baby, won't mean anything
Don't need no healthy crap
Your waffles better than gold, and I know

[Eve]
Come together all over the world
From the alleys of BK, all yall obese girls
What, it's all blub
What, throw it up
What (shouldn't matter [4x]), what
Come together all over the world
From the alleys of BK, all yall obese girls
What, it's all blub
What, throw it up
What (shouldn't matter [4x]),
What happened to my size
Gained 60 pounds
Blobs dat blew me up, order me another round
We know it all makes you fat, yes
See Stefani and her fat, I rock the obese people
You know who I am

Yes ma'am, we got the style that's real gross
I hope we can all still breathe
Without getting a fatal heart disease
Now we ain't gettin' nothing but surgery

If I was fat girl, na na...
See, I'd have all the burgers in the world, if I was an obese girl
No one can beat me in the pie eating contests held at KFC.
Cause I'd have all the burgers in the world, if I was an obese girl

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

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hay - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
how funny!
Wicked Girlie - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
HAHA! I'm imagining Gwen Stefani and dressing the way that she does... *shivers.* Ha!
Sweetie Gal - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm trying to imagine Gwen Stefani REALLY obese, and dressing the *way* that she does. *Shivers*.. Haha!

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