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Song Parodies -> "Healthy Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Rich Girl"

Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani & Eve

Parody Song Title:

"Healthy Girl"

Parody Written by:

Cait Sith

The Lyrics

Just poking fun at vegetarians poking fun at vegens and meat-eaters
(Lunch is better than make yourself hurl
From the food at the back of your veggie garden
Full up but, fill 'er up, what
Lunch is better than make yourself hurl
From the food at the back of your veggie garden
Full up but, fill 'er up, what)

I am such a stick girl (na na na...)
See I ate all the veggies in the world
'Cos I'm such a healthy girl
No ham, I detest meat
Impressed that my celery would never ever bend
See I ate all the veggies in the world
'Cos I'm such a healthy girl

Thin like a runner bean
I'd eat anything
If not slaughtered for pet food
Ham and pork just make me frown
No, that food is no good
Eat a cabbage-patch, I would
Peas, buttered, just pass on my lovely plate I'm munching down

All the vegens, baby, won't eat many things
All the vegens, baby, thinner than me like a string
All the vegens, baby, don't eat anything
Won't eat no eggs, but maybe
I know I'm better than those, and I'll show

I am such a stick girl (na na na...)
See I ate all the veggies in the world
'Cos I'm such a healthy girl
No ham, I detest meat
Impressed that my celery would never ever bend
See I ate all the veggies in the world
'Cos I'm such a healthy girl

I'd get me corn and then lettuce first to
Inspire me and then I'd go to the restroom
I'd eat them naked (not that way, you lame!)
Love eating onions, maybe
Hurry up, my bowl's awaiting

All the vegens, baby, won't eat many things
All the vegens, baby, thinner than me like a string
All the vegens, baby, don't eat anything
Won't eat no eggs, but maybe
I know I'm better than those, and I'll show

Lunch is better than make yourself hurl
From the food at the back of your veggie garden
Full up but, fill 'er up, what
Lunch is better than make yourself hurl
From the food at the back of your veggie garden
Full up but, fill 'er up, what

What happened to a life when cutting down
Was the most important thing to get around?
(Along had came snack like chick wings)
You know you could die by eating (oh)
Easy fatty meat like lamb
I mock the meaty people, you know who likes Spam!

Yes, yams have the smell that's wicked
I hope you can all eat spud
The diner today has a salad full of crop
Now let's eat before the burger shows up

I am such a stick girl (na na na...)
See I ate all the veggies in the world
'Cos I'm such a healthy girl
No ham, I detest meat
Impressed that my celery would never ever bend
See I ate all the veggies in the world
'Cos I'm such a healthy girl

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kike 420 - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
that's funny, especially the part about chicken wings.

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