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Song Parodies -> "Ugly Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Rich Girl"

Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani/ Eve

Parody Song Title:

"Ugly Girl"

Parody Written by:

Jarrod Carter

The Lyrics

If I was ugly girl
See, id have all the make-up in the world
If I was an ugly girl
No one could test me,
Impress me,
My make-up would never ever end,
Cause I'd have all the make-up in the world
If I was an ugly girl
Think what that make-up could bring,
I'd be ugly as a “thing”
Scary everyone that may bring
In a very ugly gown,
No one would look at me,
Only If I paid them,
Police would book me for being in a fancy London town
All the make-up baby, wouldn't do a thing
All the make-up baby, wouldn't help me fall in love,
All the make-up baby, wouldn't do a thing
Won't be haven a baby
Cause no body is as ugly, as I.

If I was ugly girl
See, id have all the make-up in the world
If I was an ugly girl
No one could test me,
Impress me,
My make-up would never ever end,
Cause I'd have all the make-up in the world
If I was an ugly girl,
I'd get me four magic perfumes to,
Make me more attractive for my rescue,
I dress them up and give them names,
Pretty, cute, sweet, charm.
Hurry up and come and save me.
All the make-up baby, wouldn't do a thing
All the make-up baby, wouldn't help me fall in love,
All the make-up baby, wouldn't do a thing
Won't be haven a baby
Cause no body is as ugly, as I.

She's so ugly she could kill the world,
From the hoods of Japan Harajuku girls,
Why she so ugly?
Why? Don't know
Why (shouldn't matter)
Why? She's so ugly she could kill the world,
From the hoods of Japan Harajuku girls,
Why she so ugly?
Why? Don't know
Why (shouldn't matter)
Why is life so ugly?
All upside down
She's the ugliest thing, Ding!
She is so ugly
She really makes me what to go a ting!
You know she's ugliest thing.
See my ugliness, and me
I rock the ugly people you know who I am.
Yea Ma'am.
We they uglies that's wicked
I hope we can get more
We climbed the highest mountain to get the ugliest of them all.
If I was ugly girl
See, id have all the make-up in the world
If I was an ugly girl
No one could test me,
Impress me,
My make-up would never ever end,
Cause I'd have all the make-up in the world
If I was an ugly girl,

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.3
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 9

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Jeff Reuben - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
It was okay. The pacing needed some work though.
JaneDoe - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
"Police would book me for being in a fancy London town?" HAHAHAHA! That was very funny (unintentional?) I liked this alright. Some pacing was off, but the idea is solid.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody was pretty.
Pretty ugly.
Too many of the original lyrics here (that Harajuku girls bit really doesn't belong) and pacing wasn't exactly spot on. 333

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