-> "Drug Addict"
Original Song Title:
"Rich Girl"
Parody Song Title:
"Drug Addict"
Parody Written by:
Max Halm
The Lyrics
If I was a Drug Addict
See, I'd have all the pot in the world, if I was a Drug Addict
No cop could stop me, arrest me, my drug flow would never ever end
Cause I'd have all the pot in the world, if I was a Drug Addict
Think what that weed could do
I'd smoke everything
Clean out drug dealers
In my old hippies clothes
No, wouldn't just have one bag
An entire world if I could
Please make me first batch to my dirty house in the big ol' hood
All the drugs baby, will kill everyone
All the weed baby, don't leave what the cops can see
All the pot baby, will mean everything
Will need some more soon
Your brains are better than mine and I know
If I was drug addict
See, I'd have all the drugs in the world, if I was a drug addict
No cop could stop me, arrest me, my drug flow would never ever end
Cause I'd have all the drugs in the world, if I was a drug addict
I'd get me four druggie boys to
Inspire me and they'd come to smoke my weed
I'd dress them wicked, I'd give them names
Wenzal,Edward,Earl,Danny
Hurry up come and smoke with me
All the drugs baby, will kill everyone
All the weed baby, don't leave what the cops can see
All the pot baby, will mean everything
Will need some more soon
Your brains are better than mine and I know
[Earl:]
We smoke together all over the world
From the hood to the next Druggie Boys
Cool? That's all the pot
What! Smoke it up
K! (shouldn't smoke) What!
We smoke together all over the world
From the hood to the next Druggie Boys
Cool! That's all the pot
What! Smoke it up
K? (shouldn't smoke)
What happened to my brains? Fried up like eggs
Drugs dat blew ma mind, pow, it's the second bag
Original pot and weed
I know you shouldn't smoke this weed
See hippies and their W.E.E.D I smoke the drugs people you know what I do
Yes copper, we got the weed that's wicked
I hope you can all smoke it
We smoked all the way from Boston to L.A.
now we ain't goin' nowhere but here
If I was Drug Addict
See, I'd have all the weed in the world, if I was a Drug Addict
No cop could stop me, arrest me, my drug flow would never ever end
Cause I'd have all the weed in the world, if I was a Drug Addict
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