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Song Parodies -> "Witch Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Rich Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Witch Girl"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

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If I was a witch girl
(Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na nah)
See, I'd know all the spells in the world,if I was a witchy girl
Don't try to fight me,I shall smite thee,with one turn off my wand you'll be dead
Cause I'd know all the spells in the world,if I was a witchy girl

Think what that magic could bring
I'd have everything
I'll fly on my broom through the woods
In my black satin gown
I'll build a whole town in my name
A city so big to put NY in shame
It will have hot wizards who shall bow down

All the witches baby,will envy me
All the witches baby,are no match for me
All the witches baby,will see me as a deity
Don't need no other charmer
My casting is superb and you know

If I was a witch girl
(Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla blah)
See, I'd know all the spells in the world,if I was an enchantress
I'll make me a pony,name him Tony,and give him powder blue skin and angel wings
Cause I'd know all the spells in the world,if I was an enchantress

I'd get me four Harry Potter girls to
Inspire me and they'd come to my rescue
I'd dress them silly, I'd give them names
Fate,Utah,Candy,Kookie
Hurry up and come and serve me

All the witches baby, will be serving me
All the bitches baby,will be bitchin' about me
All the witches baby,will me make me a currency
My face on the dollar bill
But I'll make my own my money cuz you know

If I was a witch girl
(Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-be-da dah)
See, I'd know all the spells in the world,if I was a sorceress
I'll cure diseases,make lots of pizzas,and my magic powers will never end
Cause I'd know all the spells in the world,if I was a sorceress

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