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Song Parodies -> "Hollaback Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Hollaback Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Hollaback Boy"

Parody Written by:

Cobra Starship

The Lyrics

Not my parody, Cobra Starship is a band.
Uh-huh, holy shit
It's about time you get off my dick

A few times you've been around that track
But your ass is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy
[x2]

(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit

You're damn right I was talking shit
I told your man so you would hear it
What you doin' acting like that?
Now people know what's up

So you came to my place, saw the look on your face
I hit a home run, and I kicked you out
But first I broke my pom-pom out
And now you know what's up

A few times you've been around that track
But your ass is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy
[x2]

(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit (Yo, whose shit is that?)
(Ooh oo) This is my shit

So last night girl, saw you under the bleachers
Giving head to a substitute teacher
Perfect grades didn't make no sense
But now it's all cleared up

And it's comin' right back 'cause I'm telling your pack
So don't freak out when your secret's out
That's right girl, you can't deny this
Your knees is all scratched up

A few times you've been around that track
But your ass is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy
[x2]

(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit

Let me hear you say this shit is...
Supercalafragalisticexpialidocious
S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-A-F-R-A-G-A...um...
..WHAT!

A few times you've been around that track
But your ass is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy
[x2]

(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit (Yo, whose shit is that?)

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Overall Rating: 3.7

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WONDERING - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm wondering how, and why, something like this could even get printed here?
UnKnownVotress - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, from the looks of Gwen's hubba, she does NOT need any ~hollerBac- boys!

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