High on the bed was a lonely goatherd, lay-od-lay-od-lay-pee-u
He yodell back with the girl and goatherd, lay-od-lay-od-eww

Wet the bed, uh
Wet the bed, uh
Wet the bed, uh, uh, uh, uh
Yodellay, yodallay, yodal-eww
(Yuck)

This is my pee that makes this bed wet
When my pee comes out, the girls all get wet
And the boys all poo but no, they can't try
But the girls want to know why I pee so much times

They like the way I drink, they like the way I slurp
They like that way my d*ck is bigger than my shirt
They like the way my pee, tastes like banana cake (He's nasty, right?)
They like the way I urinate, everytime we hear the...

Everytime the night comes, realize it's time for bed
Let my d*ck wet your bed, and don't stop till the smell is spread
Go to sleep now

uh, uh, uh
Wet the bed, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Wet the bed, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Wet the bed, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Yodellay, yodallay, yodal-eww

You've got to let my pee get under your skin
You've got to drink it up, and swallow it in
But see, once it gets in, the soakin' begins
Then you'll find out, why no one don't care

See
They're trying to suck my stuff
My incontinence is dope
They like the way I wet it, it's rso damn sexual
They might have HIV, so they should leave the room
This bed is for my pee, it's time to go

Everytime the night comes, realize it's time for bed
Let my d*ck wet your bed, and don't stop till the smell is spread
Go to sleep now

Uh, uh, uh, wet the bed, uh, uh, uh, uh
(Ya'll ready)
Wet the bed, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Wet the bed, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
(Wet the bed) Yodellay, yodallay, yodal-eww

Uh huh, it's my penis
Uh huh, come on girl, you know you need it
Uh huh, you know your bed is still dry and,
Hell yeah, and you wonder why and,

Drink a lot, drink a, drink a lot
Drink a lot, drink a, drink a lot
Brush your teeth, go to sleep,
Stay asleep, but don't make a peep

Keep sleepin' girl, it's your pee
Don't let him wet your sheet
I know he thinks you stink and stuff
But does he know how to wet you up?
(Come on)

uh, uh, uh
Wet the bed, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Wet the bed, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Wet the bed, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
(Wet the bed) Yodellay, yodallay, yodallay, hey!