Song Parodies -> Aren't Asians Great?
| Original Song Title: | "The Sweet Escape" |
| Original Performer: | Gwen Stefani |
| Parody Song Title: | "Aren't Asians Great?" |
| Parody Written by: | Mr. Blonde |
Based off a parody by Mad T.V.
Aren't Asians Great
Sushi, egg roll
Teriyaki, Mr. Miyagi
Hello Kitty, Movies ain't Shitty
White rice, No head lice
Look at me
I just bought a new flat screen T.V.
It has the biggest, flattest picture that you ever could see
And I love my green tea
and my banzai tree
And movies made by Ang Lee that I watch in my Hybrid that gets 3 mpg
I love the Asian race
They are the smartest people in the whole world
I wish I could be one of their girls
I love how they made sake
and don't you just love chicken teriyaki?
So I'm askin' now aren't Asians great
They always make something new
like the robot that can put on your shoe
Karaoke and Connie Chung
and lots of kung fu
Who doesn't know about the wall but in their pants they're really small
Plus Buddha and Hello Kitty to
Ping Pong, a gong
Eat a cat, fried rat
Whit rice, Great wall
(I wanna be one anyway, aren't Asians great)
They play ping pong
They hit on lots of gongs
they do wonders with the automobile
but they ain't good behind the wheel
Some of them are commies
But they are really good with origami
So lets watch some Puffy Yami
The technology is so great
They've gotta the Harajuku and Yami
Waiting for you is lots of wasabi
They do wonders for the American world
with Play Station and the Nintendo
Bill Gates is not a contender
Fore he can't put up with the Asian splendor
If I could be one race
The Asians are the choice that I choose
And I could be an Asian girl
Forever, perfectly with pleasure
Tell boy now aren't Asians great?
Samurai swords are sweet
they've got wraps for their feet
clogs and robes down to the ground
Lucy Liu and Mortal Kombat
And who could forget about wonton and those crunchy things to?
Aren't Asians great
Fire balls, dragons
Ninjas, assassins
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
If I could be a race
The Asian race
And I love my green tea
and my banzai tree
And movies made by Ang Lee that I watch in my Hybrid that gets 35 mpg
If I could escape
And re-create a place as my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
And tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
If I could be one race
The Asians are the choice that I choose
And I could be an Asian girl
Forever, perfectly with pleasure
Tell boy now aren't Asians great?
Sake, Spring roll
Spicy, crunchy
Bobby Lee, Lucy Lui
Ang Lee, Sushi
The Hybrid, Ozone Safety
Play Station, Nintendo
Sushi, egg roll
Teriyaki, Mr. Miyagi
Hello Kitty, Movies ain't Shitty
White rice, No head lice
Look at me
I just bought a new flat screen T.V.
It has the biggest, flattest picture that you ever could see
And I love my green tea
and my banzai tree
And movies made by Ang Lee that I watch in my Hybrid that gets 3 mpg
I love the Asian race
They are the smartest people in the whole world
I wish I could be one of their girls
I love how they made sake
and don't you just love chicken teriyaki?
So I'm askin' now aren't Asians great
They always make something new
like the robot that can put on your shoe
Karaoke and Connie Chung
and lots of kung fu
Who doesn't know about the wall but in their pants they're really small
Plus Buddha and Hello Kitty to
Ping Pong, a gong
Eat a cat, fried rat
Whit rice, Great wall
(I wanna be one anyway, aren't Asians great)
They play ping pong
They hit on lots of gongs
they do wonders with the automobile
but they ain't good behind the wheel
Some of them are commies
But they are really good with origami
So lets watch some Puffy Yami
The technology is so great
They've gotta the Harajuku and Yami
Waiting for you is lots of wasabi
They do wonders for the American world
with Play Station and the Nintendo
Bill Gates is not a contender
Fore he can't put up with the Asian splendor
If I could be one race
The Asians are the choice that I choose
And I could be an Asian girl
Forever, perfectly with pleasure
Tell boy now aren't Asians great?
Samurai swords are sweet
they've got wraps for their feet
clogs and robes down to the ground
Lucy Liu and Mortal Kombat
And who could forget about wonton and those crunchy things to?
Aren't Asians great
Fire balls, dragons
Ninjas, assassins
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
If I could be a race
The Asian race
And I love my green tea
and my banzai tree
And movies made by Ang Lee that I watch in my Hybrid that gets 35 mpg
If I could escape
And re-create a place as my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
And tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
If I could be one race
The Asians are the choice that I choose
And I could be an Asian girl
Forever, perfectly with pleasure
Tell boy now aren't Asians great?
Sake, Spring roll
Spicy, crunchy
Bobby Lee, Lucy Lui
Ang Lee, Sushi
The Hybrid, Ozone Safety
Play Station, Nintendo
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"Based off a parody by Mad T.V."... um, yeah. The first half of this parody IS Mad TV's version, albeit with the lyrics out of order and a few changes that only serve to ruin the pacing. Now, the second half of the parody starts after their parody ends... I can't follow it. I'm going to be nice and give you the enormous benefit of the doubt that the first half of the lyrics here were transcribed by ear are an unintentional copy/paste error, and not a blatant plagiary. Either way though, this needs to be resubmitted with just YOUR lyrics.
Earth to Mr. Blonde: This song is nothing but racist babbling put to song. I hope that nobody ever records it. Several of my ex-girlfriends are Asian, and they would absolutely love to rip you to shreds with their bare hands.
Dude cool it. I'm a big fan of Asians. It's called satire. I'm not trying to be racist. I'm just joking around. I have friends that are Asian and they didn't care. So tell your ex-girlfriends to get a sense of humor. Geez.
In what way is this supposed to be a parody on Sweet Escape. I can't find anything simmilar.
This is a Mad Tv parody, but it's still funny. I have alot of asian friends and they like to make fun of each other.
This song is really funny cuz it's kinda realistic.
I love the asian race, they're the smartest people in the world! --- awesome
Dude your f**king lyrics dont match none of the songs tha f**k is wrong with you?
The end of the first first verse actually says "they're the smartest people in the world, even though they give up newborn girls"
I find this a little racist, but w/e. I'm Asian myself. >.
That's why Bobby Lee is doing the parody. He's Asian. You have license to make fun of your own race. What becomes really controversial is when someone does a parody of someone not of their race. Like a Jewish guy making fun of an African American, or an Italian making fun of Asians. But Mr. Blonde, no response to the lyrics accuracy? I listened to a YouTube broadcast of it with your lyrics side-by-side; you've made some serious botches.
Here's the right set of lyrics to my awesome vid! xaykogeki.wordpress.com/2008/05/01/madtv-arent-asians-great/
I guess you decided to do a 'complete the parody' thing to MadTV, while I personally feel that MadTV, Bob Ricci and others leave you hanging, taking another person's idea is not something I'm keen on. They chose not to complete this idea, and I don't feel that choosing to do so shows what you may be capable of. I didn't vote, but completing incomplete parodies which you did not start is not going to get you noticed as a parodist. Still, thanks for reminding me of MadTV's excellence in half-parodies, though I get so irritated that they are incomplete, at least what they do is good (well usually anyway)
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