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Song Parodies -> "Turn It Off"

Original Song Title:

"Wind It Up"

Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Turn It Off"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full of Monkeys

The Lyrics

DKTOS? Watch the video here, at your own risk...
[Phil Alexander]:
I heard a Gwen sing a lonely goatherd
Lame, oh so lame, oh so lame-ass tune
I'd rather swallow a steaming goat turd
Than play that so lame-ass tuh-yune

{beat starts}

[Red Ant]:
Turn it off!
Turn it off!
uh, uh
Turn it off!
uh, uh
Get away, far away, too late, oh!

(Blegh!)
This is a song that makes us throw up
When the "beat" comes on, we hurl our bile up
Horrid noise, L.A.M.E* hook; it blows: is plain crude
Still then Gwen Stefani sounds like Dr. Ruth, on 'ludes

[2nz]:
They like way we bounce, they like the way we flirt
They like that way that L.A.M.E* is going across my shirt
They like the way my words, make everyone feel smarter (She sucks, right?)
They like the way my song ends eventually

[Agrimorfee]:
Everytime the girl sings, my dog he howls in pain
Let's all say this word up, the blondie's career is used up
Welfare lines now

[2nz]:
Turn it off,
Turn it off, oh, No, WON'T, STOP
Run away, Run AWAY, GOTTA GO

[Ethan Mawyer]:
You're gonna want to beat her tongue with a flute
Yeah mess it up enough so she becomes mute
It's less cool than Dwight Schrute and it sure isn't cute
What is it about? I really don't care

[Jack Wilson]:
My ears don't really like this style
Better this than a cockroach
Dont like the way I hear it, not original
I guess they think we're slow, I think I'll leave the room
Before my mind is numbed and brain cells blow

[Phil Alexander]:
Everytime that ass swings, realize it numbs your brain
Feel the beat suck you up, and know that it will f..ool you up
That a rhyme? No.

Oh, oh, oh, turn it off, oh, oh, oh, oh
Already

[Red Ant]:
Gwen, this sucks! uh, huh huh huh
Had enough! uh, huh huh huh huh
Time is up!
What a lame and inane video!

[Matthias]:
Uh-uh, it's my headache
Uh-uh, shut up girl, I want you dead staked
Uh-uh, you know my gut is still sick hocking
Hell No! And you know I'm mocking

Shut it Girl, Shut it, Shut it Girl
Shut it Girl, Shut it, Shut it Girl
Yeah, James Blunt has more pride
Send it back, 'fore your brain is fried

[Stephen Harrington]:
Quit singin' girl, it's a fright
Who let you write this plight?
I'll find who let you do this fluff
This song makes me want to blow 'em up

Blow 'em up, boom, boom, boom, boom
Blow 'em up, boom, boom, boom, boom
Blown away, blown away, blown away, Yay!
*Love. Angel. Music. Earplugs is the unofficial AFROM clothing line, never to be available at Spaff.com

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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 12

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Below Average Dave - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Automatic perfect because it was a group effort in the message board--very good.
Jack Wilson - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
We did awesome!
Matthias - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I'd like to wind up that person who gave us ones, no I mean grind up that person into small crushed peices of steaming goat turds
Jack Wilson - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
LMAO. Me too
Stephen Harrington - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I guess the person who 211d it likes the song, the horror!
Below Average Dave - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
There are ones all over the board today, that's why I don't take the ratings seriously at all anymore. . .Someone hit my song that way too, and it was the only 1-1-1 I got today.
Spaff.com - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
DWKTOS (Don't Wanna Know The Original Song), but fun stuff, Monkeys. I'm stunned that anyone would actually sample "The Lonely Goatherd" in anything other than a total-freaking-joke sort of way. That must mean that EVERY OTHER SONG EVER RECORDED has already been used. Well skewered. And thanks for the nod for "Love. Angel. Music. Earplugs." I was expecting you to fling poop at me, so a shout-out was a pleasant surprise.
One of the Monkeys (Local Celebrity) - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Spaff!
Agrimorfee as Monkey - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Wondrous work, everyone!...let's make sure Gwen doesn't raid her Mom's CD collection again!
Red Monkey Ant - January 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for all the hard and painstaking work (emphasis on pain...) you guys put into this. Spaff: I think there are one, maybe two songs Gwen hasn't yet ripped-off. DWKTOS? Wise man!
Sweetie Pie - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
This was perfect for Gwen's career, nothing but in the toilet. Seriously Gwen... Leave this to Julie and the kids! You had no right to do what you did to that song.

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