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Song Parodies -> "Granolla Snack Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Hollaback Girl"

Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Granolla Snack Girl"

Parody Written by:

Whitey Trash

The Lyrics

cuhh huh this is grains all you girls eat your better eat your grains
few times that i had a snack i like to get quakers in a pack

cause i am a granolla snack girl i eat like a granolla snack girl
uh huh eat some grains eat some grains
i heard that you were eating grains and i thank thats a good choice
all you other people eating trash making everyone else throw up
so im am here to pick the right thing getting everyone caght up

few times that i had a snack id like to have quakers in a pack cause i am a granolla snack girl uh huh eat some grains eat some grains

so i am here to give you some chocalate strawberrys cherrys so i am back gonna give it a try why wont you buy and give your tastebuds a ride

let see you eatit its quakers Q.U.A.K.E.R.S.(*6)
(Chourus *2


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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 13

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Michael Pacholek - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Not very good (not even as good as granola), but points for writing the first HBG parody that one could actually imagine having the presence of bananas.
yo boy - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
it is good good as granolla and if you dont like it i got two words for you SUCK IT
lasty - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
good really good i can make that a good raiting and granolla is a good parody of holla
we - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
simon - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
man ur a gueniss
vd master - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
awesome man truly good
bob - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Hate it when people dont fully parodize a song 1-1-1
Dick Shaneri - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
to "bob": parodize is not a word, you'll never find it in your' wagnall's. People should fully parody a song. yes, parody is both a noun and a verb. While the concept of this parody ("granola sack...") is good, it could use a little more work.
whitey trash - August 30, 2008 - Report this comment
i fully did it stupid bob

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