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Song Parodies -> "Itchy Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Rich Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Itchy Girls"

Parody Written by:

Itchy Stefani

The Lyrics

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If I was a Itchy Girl
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
See, I'd have all the lotion in the world, if I was a scratchy girl
No man could touch me, punch me, my lotion flow would never ever end
Cause I'd have all the lotion in the world, if I was a scratchy girl

Think what that lotion could bring
I'd stop scratch everything
Clean out my wounds
In my dove gown
No, wouldn't just have one brand
A Hollywood mansion if I could fill it with lotion
Please book me first doctor to my fancy lotion in gold bond town

All the iches baby, won't bother me anymore
All the iches baby, bring what your car can bring
All the iches baby, won't bother me anymore
Don't need no other medcations
Your lotion is better than gold and I know

If I was itchy girl (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ah)
See, I'd have all the lotion in the world, if I was a scratchy girl
No man could touch me, punch me, my lotion flow would never ever end
Cause I'd have all the lotion in the world, if I was a scratchy girl
I'd get me four dove girls to
Inspire me and they'd come to my rescue
I'd dress them in lotion, I'd give them lotion
Lotion, potion, motion
Hurry up and come and save me

All the iches baby, won't bother me anymore
All the iches baby, bring what your car can bring
All the iches baby, won't bother me anymore
Don't need no other mecations
Your lotion is better than gold and I know


Come together all over the world
From the scratching post to wooden splinters
What? It's all lotion
What? slick it up
What? (shouldn't matter) What?
Come together all over the world
From the scratching post to wooden splinter
What? It's all the lotion
What? slick it up
What? (shouldn't matter)
What happened to my life? Turned up slick down
Cuts dat blew ya mind, ding, it's the second round
Original track and ting
You know you can buy these things
See dove and gold bond


Yes ma'am, we got the lotion that's wicked
I hope you can all keep slick up
We're slick all the way from the bottom to the top
now we ain't gettin' nothing but lotion

If I was itchy girl (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ah)
See, I'd have all the lotion in the world, if I was a scratchy girl
No man could touch me, punch me, my lotion flow would never ever end
Cause I'd have all the lotion in the world, if I was a scratchy girl

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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Red Ant - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Not bad, "Itchy".
Larry Hensley - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm itchin' to give this 5s

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