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Song Parodies -> "Democrat Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Hollaback Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Democrat Girl"

Parody Written by:

JD1611

The Lyrics

I wonder if Ann Coulter can sing...
Uh huh, country's split
I despise politics like this

A few times we have been attacked
But I won't just let it happen like that
'Cause I ain't no democrat girl
I ain't no democrat girl

A few times they sucked up to blacks
But you know I won't insult them like that
'Cause I ain't no democrat girl
I ain't no democrat girl

Oooh, country's split, country's split
Oooh, country's split, country's split
Oooh, country's split, country's split
Oooh, country's split, country's split

I heard you said our troops should quit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
Voters hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a veto, gonna take you out
That's right, put your posters down, getting everybody fired up

A few times we have been attacked
But I won't just let it happen like that
'Cause I ain't no democrat girl
I ain't no democrat girl

A few times we've had to go back
But I will not diss the troops in Iraq
'Cause I ain't no democrat girl
I ain't no democrat girl

Oooh, country's split, country's split
Oooh, country's split, country's split
Oooh, country's split, country's split
Oooh, country's split, country's split

So stop pinning "hate-crimes" on our preachers
Don't harm our kids with liberal teachers
Both parties want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So we're gonna fight, gonna give it our all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right, we're the last ones standing,
your candidate bites the dust

A few times you've been around that track
And I'll make it happen again like that
'Cause I ain't no democrat girl
I ain't no democrat girl

A few times I have been attacked
But it all just rolls right off my back
'Cause I ain't no democrat girl
I ain't no whiney brat girl

Oooh, country's split, country's split
Oooh, country's split, country's split
Oooh, country's split, country's split
Oooh, country's split, country's split

Let me hear you say, democrats are cheaters
C-H-E-A-T-E-R
democrats are cheaters
C-H-E-A-T-E-R
again, democrats are cheaters
C-H-E-A-T-E-R
democrats are cheaters
C-H-E-A-T-E-R

A few qualities that you lack
And I'm never going to think like that
'Cause I ain't no democrat girl
'Cause I'm not smokin' crack, girl

A few times I've had to take your flack
And I will not lie to the folks like that
'Cause I ain't no democrat girl
I ain't no sleazy rat girl

Oooh, country's split, country's split
Oooh, country's split, country's split
Oooh, country's split, country's split
Oooh, country's split, country's split

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