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Song Parodies -> "Phat"

Original Song Title:

"Crash"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Phat"

Parody Written by:

H To The Eather J To The Ulia

The Lyrics

so gwen rocks, so does fat, im really sorry, i love gwen, this was fun!!!.... to me, im really sorry
Pack it in, pack it in
That spandex that spandex
Pull your shirt down (x3)
You got rolls, you got rolls

Run fast fatty, run real fast, and real hard
I can't take it, god, lose all that damn lard
Run fast fatty, run real fast, and real hard
I can't take it, god, lose all that damn lard

I jump around the room, tryin' to loose what makes me round
I picture me skinny just like Paris and her hound
I got me a belly, double X, and it hurts
Stupid people making songs about me, they're just jerks

Don't forget to buy fat free
I see you bought that junk again
You got doughnuts, cake, and ice cream too
But it's oh so good, so good

Run fast fatty, run real fast and real hard
I can't take it, god, lose all that damn lard
Run fast fatty, run real fast and real hard
I can't take it, god, lose all that damn lard

Running fast, and real hard
You to loose, that damn lard

It really aint to joke how McDonalds makes ya round
You're laughing like tis funny but its really go you down
I got it all over me like wool on a sheep
Its kinda like that mascot L-.A-.M.-B

Don't forget to buy fat free
I see you bought that junk again
You got doughnuts, cake, and ice cream too
But it's ohhhh, so good, so good

Run fast fatty, run real fast, and real hard
I can't take it, god, loose all that damn lard
Run fast fatty, run real fast and real hard
I can't take it, god, lose all that damn lard

So you know your over weight
Now assume the full position
To inhale, the food, swallow it down, and become, FAT!

Pack it in, pack it in
That spandex, that spandex
Pack it in, pack it in
That spandex, that spandex
Pull you shirt down (x6)

Run fast fatty, run real fast, and real hard
I cant take it, god, loose all that damn lard
Run fast fatty, run real fast and real hard
I can't take it, god, lose all that damn lard
Run fast fatty, run real fast and real hard
I can't take it, god, lose all that damn lard
Run fast fatty, run real fast and real hard
I can't take it, god, lose all that damn lard

Come on fatty please hurry up
You know im waiting for ya
Come on fatty please hurry up
You know im waiting for ya
Come on fatty please hurry up
You know im waiting for ya
Come on fatty please hurry up
You know im waiting for ya
hope you enjoyed this, im really really really enormously sorry

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