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Song Parodies -> "Burger King"

Original Song Title:

"Hollaback Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Burger King"

Parody Written by:

Soijaka

The Lyrics

Are you hungry?
Uh huh, this is it
All you guys grab your plates like this

A few times you had to eat that crap
But from now on, it won't be like that
Cause I aint no Burger King, girl
I aint no Burger King, girl
A few times you had to eat that crap
But from now on, it won't be like that
Cause I aint no Burger King, girl
I aint no Burger King, girl

Ooh, this my ham, this my stew
Ooh, this my buns, just for you
Ooh, this my ham, this my stew
Ooh, this my buns, just for you

I heard that you were eatin shit
And you didn't think I could heal it
People see you eatin that crap
I'mma get the beans fried up
I'm ready to gril, gonna getcha mouths filled
Gonna get some hot dogs, gonna give them to you
People see you eatin that crap
I'mma get the beans fried up

A few times you had to eat that crap
But from now on, it won't be like that
Cause I aint no Burger King, girl
I aint no Burger King, girl
A few times you had to eat that crap
But from now on, it won't be like that
Cause I aint no Burger King, girl
I aint no Burger King, girl

Ooh, this my ham, this my stew
Ooh, this my buns, just for you
Ooh, this my ham, this my stew
Ooh, this my buns, just for you

So that's right guys, meet me at the park
No fast food here, no stupid weeniers
All the chains want to be the winner, but yeah I'm the only one
So I'm gonna cook, gonna grill my stuff, chop up my shit and serve it to you
That's right, till there's no more standing, filling everyone up

A few times you had to eat that crap
But from now on, it won't be like that
Cause I aint no Burger King, girl
I aint no Burger King, girl
A few times you had to eat that crap
But from now on, it won't be like that
Cause I aint no Burger King, girl
I aint no Burger King, girl

Ooh, this my ham, this my stew
Ooh, this my buns, just for you
Ooh, this my ham, this my stew
Ooh, this my buns, just for you

Let me hear you say this shit is Awesome
A-W-E-S-O-M-E
THIS SHIT IS AWESOME! A-W-E-S-O-M-E
Again, this shit is Awesome
A-W-E-S-O-M-E
THIS SHIT IS AWESOME! A-W-E-S-O-M-E

A few times you had to eat that crap
But from now on, it won't be like that
Cause I aint no Burger King, girl
I aint no Burger King, girl
A few times you had to eat that crap
But from now on, it won't be like that
Cause I aint no Burger King, girl
I aint no Burger King, girl

Ooh, this my ham, this my stew
Ooh, this my buns, just for you
Ooh, this my ham, this my stew
Ooh, this my buns, just for you

-END

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Red Ant - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I unfortunately know The Original Song (TOS), pacing a bit off, most notably in the B-A-N-A-N-A-S part (putting a W in there throws the pacing off) and a few other minor mistakes. Good though.
Yet Another Dutchman - October 01, 2005 - Report this comment
This was quite a yummy food parody.
Me - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
HORRIBLE! You are a disgrace to all music. You are a jack-off that can't right parodies!

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