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Song Parodies -> "Talented Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Hollaback Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Talented Girl"

Parody Written by:

Jay

The Lyrics

This is a song parody of "Hollaback Girl" from Gwen Stefanis' albaum "Love. Angel. Music. Baby." Whatever. That. Means.
Uh-uh, this business
All the girls copy like this

A few times I've been around the block
So this industry is full of crock
Cause I ain't no talented girl
I ain't no talented girl
[2x]

Oooh, this is sh*t, this is sh*t [4x]

I heard that you want me to quit
And you did think I was too old
People hear you spinning your flack, getting everyone right out
So I'm writing to the tabs, gonna leak the press
Gonna make a comeback, you gonna' do takeout
That's nice, now put your porn mag down, girls getting tied up

Every girl plays the same stupid track
So it's not just gonna' take talent
Cause I ain't no talented girl
I ain't no talented girl
[2x]

Oooh, I hate business, I hate business [4x]

So that's right dud, meet me at the bleachers
No pinstriped suits, no stuffyatics
So many chicks wanna' rule the waves, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna smear, the paparazzi I'll call
You're gonna fall, hate to break it to you
Damn straight, I'm the last girl down, when another one passes us

A few times I've been around the block
So this industry is full of crock
Cause I ain't no talented girl
I ain't no talented girl
[2x]

Oooh, this is sh*t, this is sh*t [4x]

I'm trying to make my sh*t sound like Madonna
M-A-D-O-N-N-A
This sh*t aint' Madonna
M-A-D-O-N-N-A
I try , but this sh*t aint' Madonna
M-A-D-O-N-N-A
This shit aint' Madonna
M-A-D-O-N-N-A


A few times I've been around the block
So this industry is full of crock
Cause I ain't no talented girl
I ain't no talented girl
[2x]

Oooh, I hate business, I hate business [4x]
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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Yet Another Dutchman - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Nicely done. Pacing does work. Yeah, I believe she wants to be like Madonna, too.
Red Ant - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Pacing a bit off and fairly funny. 445.
Larry Hensley - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done.
Yet Another Dutchman - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(turns to Red Ant) Pacing does work.
Red Ant - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Yep, it does, except the "ooh, I hate business" parts don't scan right compared to "ooh, this my $hit "and the substitution for "gettin' everybody fired up" of "girls gettin tied up" also doesn't work for me. Still, much better than TOS, which I just had to listen to again to check pacing. Yuk!

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