404 Page Not Found
Parody album cover by ChuckyG
and Phil Alexander
Original Song Title:
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Original Performer:
War
Parody Song Title:
"404 Offends"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
404 Offends,
404 impends,
404 it sends,
404 contends,
I'm just a surfin' here while I'm online,
It makes my temper brew how my link goes blind.
404's I hate,
404's makes wait,
404's wipes slate,
404's deflate,
You come a stalkin' round and signed her down,
I fall through, there you stood and took to ground.
404's so suck,
404's can't duck,
404's amuck,
404 I'm stuck,
I paid some money to this software line,
But I'm still standing with request declined.
404's unfair,
404's steals share,
404 despair,
404 did err,
The site you're in doesn't matter you see,
It isn't much on "charmony".
404's a pain,
They'll drive you insane,
When you can't attain,
The site you maintain,
I need a way for me to go and vent,
The World Wide Web can just go on get bent.
404's are hell,
They will stop your Dellâ„¢,
Out to DOS you shell,
But it's still no sell.
Sometimes it don't tweak just right,
I'm at a loss what it's balking about.
404's cause flame,
404's are lame,
404's end games,
They'll make you insane,
Your site has gone the way of MIA,
You couldn't find it if you had all day.
404 Offends,
404 impends,
404 it sends,
404 contends,
404's I hate,
404's makes wait,
404's wipes slate,
404's deflate,
404's so suck,
404's can't duck,
404's amuck,
404 I'm stuck,
404's cause flame,
404's are lame,
404's end games,
They'll make you insane,
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