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Song Parodies -> "Workin' Farm Hand"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Workin' Farm Hand"

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The Lyrics

Okay, I live in a very rural town, and the song here is about a farmer needing manure to manure his crops. He's a crops only farmer, so he doesn't have any animals to supply the poop. This is the story of the working farm hand that the manure greedy farmer sends out to get the poop. Enjoy.
Uhh-huh, we need s**t
Thirty pounds by the looks of it

All my life, been on this farm
I just need s**t, don't mean no harm
I'm just a workin' farm hand
(Just a workin' farm hand)

Everyday wake up at 3
Just to shovel round mounds of poopie
I'm just a workin' farm hand
(Just a workin' farm hand)

Oo-Oo, we need s**t
We need s___

Oo-Oo, we need S___
We need s**t

Oo-Oo, We need Shhh
We need Sh__

Oo-Oo, we need s***
We need s***


I heard that yous was talkin' bout sh__
And yous didn't think that I's would hear it
Us folk hear you talkin' bout that
Gettin' every farmer fired up

I wanna set a price, can only pay so much
My boss wants some high quality poopie
That's right, you'll set your gaurd down, sell at my low, hand-picked price.


Oo-Oo, we need shh
We need shh

So that's right dude, meet at the market
No hidded fees, no tax or interest
All farmers want to be the high bidder, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you sell at my own price
That's right I'm the last one standing, yous other farmers in yer face


Oo-Oo, We need shhh
We need UH-OH

Holy Moley, Oh My Gaw, This Sh**
Is expensive
This poop-poop
Is expensive!

Again this shhh
Too expensive
This poop-poop
Is expensive!


Oo-Oo, I's got s***
I's got s***

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song title cop - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
tos is called "Hollaback Girl"
Yet Another Dutchman - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, this was rather amusing.

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