Big Bully Boy
(Goes to the tune of "Hollaback Girl")
By Max Halm

Uh huh, this is my toy
No nerds are gonna play with it

No kids are gonna play with it
'Cause it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I'm a big bully
Because I'm a big bully

Ooooh ooh, that's my toy, that's my toy

I heard that you were talking 'bout it
And you didn't think that I would beat you
I hear you talking like that,i'd be gettin' so fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna beat up your pack
Gonna get a mallet, gonna beat you with it
That's right, put your money down, 'cause that's gonna be my lunch

A lot of times I've stolen dough
So it's not just gonna to be enough
Because I am a ferocious bully
I am a ferocious bully

Ooooh ooh, that's my dough, that's my dough

So that's right punks, meet me at the bleachers
No principals,no student-teachers
Both of you want to tell me off, but there will only be one
So I'm gonna beat, won't need to give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock me at you
That's right I'm the last one standing, another one tastes my fist

No times I've held myself back
So it's not just gonna to happen like that
Because I am a mean bully
I am a mean bully

Ooooh ooh, this my poo, this my poo

Let me hear you say there's bananas in my poop
P-O-O-O-O-O-P(bananas in my poop)
(P-O-O-O-O-O-P)

A lot of times you have eaten that
So go ahead and eat a piece of my crap
Because I'm the biggest bully ever
The biggest bully ever

Ooooh ooh, this the end, this the end