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Song Parodies -> "Really Old Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Hollaback Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Really Old Girl"

Parody Written by:

metalheadjake

The Lyrics

Someone has to remind miss stefani that highschool for her was like 20 years ago
Uh-huh, this musics s***
All the guys run away from this

yea so a few grades they held me back
Because I couldn't do science or math
But I'm still some really old girl
I'm still some really old girl
And I think that I'm still all that
That I'm still in my teens and all that whack
But I'm just some really old girl
I'm just some really old girl

Oooooooh, this musics s***
Oooooooh, this musics s***
Oooooooh, this musics s***
Oooooooh, this musics s***

Well I heard that my band was it
That No Doubt was really big it was the shiz
My song was really big got everyone fired up
It all went to my head so left the band
Did a song with eve, went up the charts
My song was really big got everyone fired up

yea so a few grades they held me back
Because I couldn't do science or math
But I'm still some really old girl
I'm still some really old girl
And I think that I'm still all that
That I'm still in my teens and all that whack
But I'm just some really old girl
I'm just some really old girl

Oooooooh, this musics s***
Oooooooh, this musics s***
Oooooooh, this musics s***
Oooooooh, this musics s***

Rich girl was a dumb song, because i'm loaded
All that money and I'm not bloated
TRL played that crap like it was the only song
Then came "Hollaback Girl" in late december
And if you don't remember I'm really old
TRL played that crap like it was the only song

yea so a few grades they held me back
Because I couldn't do science or math
But I'm still some really old girl
I'm still some really old girl
And I think that I'm still all that
That I'm still in my teens and all that whack
But I'm just some really old girl
I'm just some really old girl

Oooooooh, this musics s***
Oooooooh, this musics s***
Oooooooh, this musics s***
Oooooooh, this musics s***

Ooh I'm Bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Ooh I'm Bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Ooh I'm Bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Ooh I'm Bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

yea so a few grades they held me back
Because I couldn't do science or math
But I'm still some really old girl
I'm still some really old girl
And I think that I'm still all that
That I'm still in my teens and all that whack
But I'm just some really old girl
I'm just some really old girl

Oooooooh, this musics s***
Oooooooh, this musics s***
Oooooooh, this musics s***
Oooooooh, this musics s***

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 12

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Blethar - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
God. Not funny, no pacing, and just...bleuch. 1-1-1.
pepper - June 26, 2005 - Report this comment
a good parody- while not exactly thigh-slappingly funny, it really summed up gwen in the past few years, and i thought that was cool- i agree. overall, i liked it. A+, better than most!
Yet Another Dutchman - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
You're right, Jake, Gwen Stefani really is old. But that seems to be the trend, old people who refuse to accept that they are old. Pretty cool parody.
Billy Boyd - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I saw the video of Hollaback Girl about a week ago, and yeah, it was pretty embarassing. What is she...in her late 30's? Good Lord...
Kimberly G. - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
ooh, kind of.....bad.
Max Halm - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
You should be ashamed.You give Gwen and all other singers a bad name....Jerk off
K.Y.L.E - July 31, 2005 - Report this comment
The pacing was off on the ?ooh, i?m bananas? part.

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