Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "What's A Hollaback Girl?"

Original Song Title:

"Hollaback Girl"

Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"What's A Hollaback Girl?"

Parody Written by:

Rebecca Gale

The Lyrics

I always wondered what this song really means. So I just took a guess and wrote a fake letter to her.
Why should I kiss your s**t,
I don't wanna get really sick!

Every time I run around the track,
I think about all the hollabacks,
but what's a hollaback girl?
What's a hollaback girl?

Oh, tell me now, tell me now (4x)

I heard this song on Kiis FM,
and I really didn't understand it,
when I hear this song again I think I'm gonna scream,
So next time I am at the mall,
And all my friends are right behind me,
They sing this song you sing and then I think again...


Oh, tell me now , tell me now (4x)

So okay Gwen I'm on the bleachers,
Telling all the teens and all the teachers,
that your song doesn't make sense and they beleive me,
So I'm gonna try to listen close,
to your song as I'm eating toast,
and maybe I'll know what it means I'll win a thousand bucks...

Oh, tell me now, tell me now (4x)

Let me hear you say...
Gwen likes Bananas
and she is one
N-U-M-B-E-R-ONE (2X)

Oh tell me now, tell me now (4x)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 17

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 2   4
 3   5
 4   2
 5   2

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Blethar - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I was thinking about doing a parody like this myself. Reasonably good pacing, reasonably funny, so 4-4-4 from me. I ain't no hollaback girl...whatever they are.
9 - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
u spelled choras wrong. It is chorus. 1-1-1
Andrew Darwitan - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
i use this stupid name to protect my real parody author name. - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
you suck as much as the colostomy bag girl, colostomy bag girl was gross, yours was just st-up-id.
uvakid - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Some of the pacing was pretty off, but the dilemma of not knowing what a "hollaback girl" is is semi-amusing. 2-3-3
Leavemealone - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
The pacing was bad but what is a hollaback girl ?
It's this - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
And here, I thought it was an ex-girlfriend, the one you holla at to come back after the girl you dumped her for kicked you to the curb.
Rebecca Gale - June 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you for your comments. I respect your feelings towards my song. Actually, after I looked at it a few times it was sucky!!!!!!!!!!
jango - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Rebecca, don't let the comments make you feel like a hollaback girl! I have never listened to this song, so I looked up what it was, and now I'm glad to be not as urban-illiterate. You did a public service! Keep hollerin' girl!
totallyevil - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
i love gwen and i love that song, but i too always wondered what a hollaback girl was. by the way, she isn't saying kiss my sh** she's saying it's my sh**... GWEN ROX
Pink Panther - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
A hollaback girl is not a cheerleader, contrary to popular belief. Cheerleaders yell things at the crowd and some people yell back. (Hence the B-A-N-A-N-A-S line). That's why it's called "holla back girl". A hollaback girl is treated like a doormat by guys. Gwen doesn't want to be one, so now she's gonna kick that guy's ass under the bleachers for saying she is. By the way, the line is not "kiss my shit" and it's not "it's my shit"- it's "this my shit". This was a great attempt, though the pacing was a bit off in some places. 344
RICKY - March 17, 2007 - Report this comment
white trash - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
no hollback means saying hi so gwen says i aint saying hi back girl holla means hi

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1678