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Song Parodies -> "Ode of Hate to the Crazy Frog"

Original Song Title:

"What You Waiting For?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Ode of Hate to the Crazy Frog"

Parody Written by:

Nasrin Almeida

The Lyrics

Okay, if you're in the UK or Europe and you haven't had your head in the clouds for the past few months, you'll have heard of the CRAZY FROG ringtone and the song which it spawned in May 2005. It infuriates me and my friends so much that I had to write a parody about it, and well, here it is. I'm sorry if it's a bit hard to follow, if I had my way I'd put the original lyrics next to the new ones so it's easier to read, but obviously that's not possible. So again I'm sorry, but the lyrics are all original :P. Enjoy, and be nice!
The clock has hit ten past nine
Time to watch TV
But then that little swine
Pops up like a flea

Tick-tock, tick-tock
Tick-tock, tick-tock
Tick-tock, tick-tock
Tick-tock, tick-tock
How long till that frog shows up?

Whether you're in your house or sitting in a bar
Wherever there's a TV he'll pop up make no mistake
It's like he's programmed to a timer
He's pulsing through the airwaves and their cellular phones
Can someone please give me a knife
And I'll give it a change of state
Sell it to a UFO
Oh, please go

Knock it's guts out
Punch it's lights out
Kick it's balls out
Anything to
Make it's smug face go

I'm going crazy
Schizophrenic
Psychodelic
All I wanna do
Is kill the frog

Tick-tock, tick-tock
Tick-tock, tick-tock
Tick-tock, tick-tock
Tick-tock, tick-tock
Sell it's nuts to ITV

Now I have a plan I made it all up myself.
External body parts
Come into contact with my mace
Bloody mass for me to cherish
He was only known
Cause of that bloody ringtone
By the umpteenth time I'd heard
It I was feeling like a shrink (cold sore)
Oh, ah, oh

Ohhhhhhh
High tide has come now
I've been through every single detail
I'm praying righteousness will prevail
So I can squish you like a yard snail

Gonna kill it
Gonna squish it
Gonna mush it
Make it flatter than an underscore

Crazy Frog you
Made my life
A piece of s***
So now you're going
To the ocean floor

I have just heard that over in Japan
They have got this ringtone man
He's just put on a show
He's got this brand new tone
He calls it the Monster Back

NOOOO!
Low tide has come now
It's coming at ya like a sperm whale
It's breaking records on the wind scale
It's gonna pulverize your entrails

Knock your guts out
Punch your lights out
Kick your balls out
Anything to
Make you go back home

I've killed the frog
I've shut it up
I've knocked it out
And know it's sister's
Gonna f*** it up

Baby this is war
In a flower store

You are toast I guarantee (in a hardware store)
Africanized honey bee

Hate come to the fore
War to end all wars

First the frog now Monster B (stuck in a sliding door)
Say your prayers mate you're SUSHI!

(gong)

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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Dumb Ass Kid - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I also am a crazy-frog hater and have wrote my own parody about it, but this was good 555
Rick C - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
DAK, I knew you'd be one of the first to comment, after your recent parody.....555
Jack DeRippa - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Applause and all 5s. I hate the Crazy Frog as well. It was funny the first few times, but now it's annoying.
Yet Another Dutchman - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know what "Monster Back" is, but after having seen the ringtone commercials of Crazy Frog, Sweety, Folly, Party Bee AND Mr. Chaos, I expect Yet Another Dogpile... If (any of) you wish to kill the frog, I'm sure there are some games on the internet out there. I personally had a good time murdering Sweety. (It isn't a chick, it's a DEMON!!!)
Josh 2 - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I know the song, cant rmember how it goes tho, lol but I LOVE THE FROG
Nasrin Almeida - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks guys, I've always hated tweety, nessie and all of those other Spawn Of Satan(tm), but the Crazy Frog just tipped me over the edge. How can ANYONE like it? The fuss surrounding the ringtone seems to be dying down a bit now, but it still haunts me every night in my sleep O.O... I think I'm a bit obsessed by it, but how can you not be when it seems to be everywhere?? I can't think of anything or anyone more annoying than that frog (although Geri Halliwell probably comes close... maybe that's another parody idea :P). By the way the Monster Back doesn't exist (yet...) lol I made it up for rhyme. Oh well gotta get writing, xiexie again!
Blethar - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I think Jamster is a 21st century business version of the Nazi party. I hate the Crazy Frog, but that wasn't what made this parody. This parody is the first "What You Waiting For" parody I've seen that DOESN'T SOLELY HAVE REPETITIONS LIKE THE ORIGINAL FOR THE CHORUS. (Original was "What you waiting for? x 3, many parodies do this with a new line) Which is great! The pacing was spot on, and I really hope you write a lot more parodies. 5-5-5.
Andrew - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
quiet good, i also loath the crazy frog, we have him here in australia too. Man, who could like such a hiddious, hig pitched noise grinder of a frog like that. grrrr, if i here that, "bing bing bing bing" agian i'm gonna sream.

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